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{ n a m e }
Lucian Abraxus Zypher
{ n i c k n a m e }
Do you know me? Do you care who I am? I don't give a f*** who you are, so why does it matter what you call me? Call me tree sap for all I care just stay the h*** away from me. God d**n I can't get one second of piece around here.
{ a g e }
Age? Oh that pointless number of years it's been since my birth you mean? I'm 21. I don't care if you heard different, think different, or know different, I'm 21 and from now on that's what you know. Got it?
{ g e n d e r }
I really hope to high f***ing heavens you didn't just ask me that. Do I look like I have boobs inside of of my shirt? I didn't think so, move on.
{ e y e - c o l o r }
I'm a demon, you should know what color my eyes are, dumb a**. The used to be green, they're red-orange now.
{ h a i r - c o l o r }
Are we still asking stupid questions? Look at my face, see this soft stuff? Yes? Well that's hair. Look at the color yourself, if you can't see it you shouldn't be able to read this because you're probably blind.
{ h e i g h t }
Are you making fun of me because I'm short? I swear to f***ing Satan I will hurt you if you are. I'm 5'1, big deal, the ladies love me for it, especially the goody goodies.
{ w e i g h t }
I can tell you one thing, I weigh a hell of a lot less than most people should. Human doctors would call me anorexic, 5'1 and barely 100 pounds? Yea, I'm pretty tiny.
{ s p e c i e s }
If you haven't figured out that I'm a demon by now there really is no hope for you. Seriously, none.
{ r a n k - w a n t e d }
Honestly, I don't care which rank you give me. Unless you're my soul I wont listen to a thing that comes out of your mouth. I'm so tired of you weak little humans and shiny angels trying to tell me what I can and can't do. I mean, really? I'm a Go* D**n Demon. I can do whatever the f*** I want, whenever the f*** I want and no one can stop me. Would you like to try? Go ahead, I'm stronger than you'll ever be.
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b e h i n d - t h e - s c e n e s{ p e r s o n a l i t y }
Look, your questions are seriously starting to piss. me. off. Do you ever shut up? I don't like you, I don't like me, h**l I don't even like my Lead Soul. Defend them? Till the end. Like them? Not one bit. I don't care what you think of me, all that matters is what I think of me; and right now I think I'm pretty d*** awesome. I mean look at me, I'm hot as h**l, I'm smarter than almost everyone I've ever met, I'm incredible at pushing people off of the path of righteousness, and an amazing fighter. What more could you want in a Demon? Oh, did I mention I can sing? I don't like to sing in front of people though, it makes me seem like one of those sparkling fairies they call Angels.
{ h i s t o r y }
Look, I'm not going to tell you the whole story, you don't need to know it. It's my story, there ain't another being in the world that should know it besides me. I'll tell you a bit though, so you'll shut up and stop pestering me.
I lived in the country when I was little, I grew up in a small town with about 2,000 people in it. I rode horses, I drove quads, I had weird pets. I got whatever I wanted because my parents felt bad that they were never around. I got more from my dad to make up for my mom always being s**t faced. Mom, well mom was why I'm a demon. The b***h just didn't know when to stop. She was a hard core druggie, you name it, she'd done it. She liked to drink, too. She liked to drink more than she liked to beat on me.
Anyway, moving on. Well, one day I couldn't take it anymore, the dumb b***d kicked one of my cats and it ended up dying so I flipped on her. Then dad, weak, traitorous b*****d that he was, sided with her and said it was the cat's fault for being in the way. I'll tell you something about cats, they don't get in the way when they know something is dangerous. This tiny cat who was sitting on the very side of the stairs, between the bars holding up the railing, was not in the way. It was a victim of my stupid a** mother's drunken rage.
Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes. Wait, why am I apologizing to you? I don't give a f**k what you think. But, and this is the part you won't need to write down because it isn't something you're likely to forget, I couldn't take it anymore. I hated my mother and my dad so much, I couldn't stand to see their faces or feel them beating me, body and mind, anymore. So I went out to the garage and I broke the lock on the gun case. Then I took the gun and I shot them. It made me very happy to make him watch as she bled out on the floor. As soon as she died he tried to talk me down, but I just shot him too. Things were better when they were dead. Things were so much better when they were dead.
{ d e a t h }
I'm dead, isn't that all that matters? Why should I tell you how the h**l it happened? Oh? You could get me some of that human stuff, soda? Alright, deal, but I'll need a 36 pack of it to last the week.
Well, after I killed my parents I realized just how much fun life was with no rules. I'd graduated high school at 15, college at 19, and I was pretty much free to do whatever. Me, being the dare devil that I was, well I chose to see how many laws I could break without getting caught. I started small, just nicking things from the corner store or the book store, you know? Before to long that got boring though, I needed something more challenging, something to give me more of a rush. It took me a while to decided what to do, I mean there are a lot of laws out there to break, but after a while I decided to stick with stealing and see how far up the danger scale I could go. After books, I moved quickly. I went straight to cars after that, I started low end, just stupid family cars and what not, but then I got better. I learned how to pick more complex locks and hotwire more expensive cars. The last thing I stole before I died was a Bugotti, do you know what a is worth? 1.2 million dollars.
I guess that's not what you want to hear about though, you're probably waiting to hear how I died, huh? Alright, well stealing things got boring. The Bugotti was a challenge, but I got away with it, I even brought it back a week later with a not on the windshield. The thing I died doing, though, was trying to fly. I would go cliff diving, hang gliding, parachuting, anything to feel like I could fly. Well, one time I jumped off of one of the tallest cliffs I could find, over 150 ft to the bottom. Too bad I didn't notice it was low tide and there were rocks just under the water.
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I don't get crushes on people. People get plenty of crushes on me though. Though, that shouldn't be to surprising, considering how gorgeous I am.
{ c r u s h }
Second verse, same as the first. Crushes are a waste of time.
[color=#3C99A0]{ b o y f r i e n d - g i r l f r i e n d}
I'd be much more likely to have a boyfriend than a girlfriend if I gave a s**t about love. Girls are far to needy and emotional for me to bother dealing with them.
{ o t h e r }
Love doesn't exist. Are you done now? I'm about ready to tear your head of and eat your bone marrow as a snack.