Favorite Quotes

[Bilbo Baggins.]

GANDALF IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I simply love that quote!
another good one is:

[ewbluey]

"If you ever get boo-ed off stage, remember, that's just applause from ghosts."
-Sharon Needles <3
(My favorite drag queen)

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

GANDALF IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I simply love that quote!
another good one is:

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." - Gandalf

[HeartOfCoal]

" Rule one: No boyss..... Unless they're cute
Rule 2: No Alcohol, unless there is plenty to go around.
Rule 3: No parties - Unless umbridge is invited!"
Joe moses, AVPM, Starkid.

Yes! I freaking love this line. It was so amazing, especially how Joe pulled it off. (And it was Joe Walker by the way.)


"I'm a huge bat, but a tiny pterodactyl."
Joe Walker, Holy Musical B@man, Starkid.

[Honourable Villain]

*Me watching The Avengers*

Captain America: "Who is Loki?"
Thor: "He's my brother."
Random Guy: "He killed over 80 people in less than two days."
Thor: "He's adopted."

XD I'm not gonna forget that scene anytime soon! It was too funny!

[Disgustedorite]

"I like you! Let's burn things together!" -E123/Omega (to Blaze the Cat)
"Path to the heavens? Bah! More like a highway to you-know-where!" -Issun (to Waka)
".....Melons?" -Rao (when Issun called her breasts "melons")

Here's a funny conversation of quotes:
"Last time he was like this, he went bezerk and sank Downundah!"
"You had a city called 'Downundah?'"
"No, he sank the continent. He's taken the offensive! Scatter!"

[Chameleon]

"Better watch your step, she's a diamond on a landmine."

- Diamond on a Landmine by Billy Talent

[.:TawnyWolf:.]

Me-Ya know, you're a good friend, I'm gonna be sad when I go to your funeral.
Friend-*Shoots me an exaggerated offended face* Who's to say I die first?!
Me-You're older.
Friend- True. But, You're more likely to get hit by a truck.

Me- Too bad Josh Hutcherson is so short.
Brother- Too bad Josh Hutcherson isn't a lady.

Yup...just an average day in my life..

[Cannec]

Wonder Woman: I shouldn’t be surprised, since you indoctrinated Robin into crime-fighting at the ripe old age of nine.
Batman: Robin needed to bring the men who murdered his family to justice.
Wonder Woman: So he could turn out like you!?
Batman: So that he wouldn’t.
- Young Justice

[. Ɩ и ƨ α и ι т ʏ .]

Thor: Loki may be beyond reason, but he is of Asgard, and he is my brother.
Natasha Romanov: He’s killed 80 people in the past two days
Thor:… he’s adopted.

Thor: You do not know what you're dealing with.
Tony Stark: Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Agent Coulson: It’s nice to meet you, captain, officially anyway. I watched you while you slept… I mean, I observed you while you were unconscious, in the ice. I mean-

[A freak storm rocks the plane. Loki looks up nervously]
Tony Stark: What’s the matter? Afraid of a little lighting?
Loki: I’m not overly fond of what follows
[Thor breaks into the plane and grabs Loki]

Thor: Listen closely to me, brother- [knocked off the cliff by Tony Stark]
Loki: I'm listening...

Steve Rogers: Stark, We need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: Attack!

Pepper Potts: [To Agent Coulson] Hey, Phil!
Tony Stark: Phil? Uhhh, his first name is Agent.

[Hulk smashes through the window, and runs towards Loki]
Loki: Enough! [Hulk stops] I am a god, you dull creature! I will not be bullied by-
[Hulk grabs Loki by the cape and slams him repeatedly on the floor]
Hulk: Puny god

Tony Stark: [To Hawkeye] Better clench up, Legolas.

-The Avengers

I love this!