by Ulysses » Tue May 01, 2012 3:08 pm
Ohmajeezuz how could I have missed this?!?!?!
BLUETICK COONHOUND, OH LAWDY! /end caps abuse
B... the jealousy I feel... I'm so jelly I could be spread on a piece of toast and eaten with some tea...
Coonhounds are my favs, dudes. I love them eternally. And I love the blueticks and the redticks... oh man... my soul
may be crushed to bits of crunchy wood and metal shrapnel...
Treat your coonhound well, B... If you don't... I have connections with the ALF... I might just be stealing him/her away in the dead of night e3e

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Were and When
And How and Why and Who.
I send them over land and sea,
I send them east and west;
And after they have worked for me,
I give them all a rest.
I let them rest from nine till five,
For I am busy then,
As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea,
For they are hungry men.
But different folk have different views;
I know a person small~
She keeps ten million serving-men,
Who get no rest at all!
She sends 'em abroad on her own affairs,
From the second she opens her eyes
One million Hows, two million Wheres,
And seven million Whys!
-Rudyard Kipling