My day.
-Got randomly kissed by this insane guy from my work, on the cheekO_O

Washed my face like crazy, then walked out of the bathroom like nothing happened.

The girlfriend of the guy figured out he kissed me, but thought I kissed him instead. And punched me.

Flipped out from punch, then went home.

Then my fiance wondered why I was acting so srazy, and shocked. So I just said: "Nothin'.."

Then went to the grocery store, and tried to reach the toilet paper on the TOP shelf, but it all fell on me.

Then flipped out and ran out of the store.

Yeah...That's my day.