Hetalia War RP (Semi-Lit) ACCEPTING! RESTART ON PG 18!

[~Prussia~]

Prussia
Prussia jumped up, not bothering to remove his feet from the table so he was standing on the table. "Sounds good enough, bruder, when do we start?". The bored look had been removed from his face and replaced by exitement.

[neiroh]

Sighing, Austria said, "I guess we could spy on them. It would be very dangerous, though. And we are the weakest team, so we need to become stronger, or like you said, build up our defense. And Poland, the other two teams are probably thinking the same, to sit back and watch the other two teams fight." Austria finished, looked out the window once more, and then lowered his head, like he was already defeated.

[Paper Dragon]

America sat down and thought for a moment as Russia spoke. "What about you France? You can do kidnap Italy because he trusts you and tends to follow you like a puppy dog." He said tapping his pen on the table. "That'll work, right?" he said taking another bite of his hamburger. He looked out the window to see it still looked dark and smokey.
England just waved his hand. "Yeah, yeah, I don't really care. Let frog legs do what he wants..."

Italia sighed and sat down, listening to everyone else miserably, knowing very well that he has to fight like everyone else instead of waving his white flag.

[~Prussia~]

France
"Hey!" France yelled, jumping up. "At least I got taste! And I don't have to breed all those chicken in far too less space seeing frog nearly tastes the same as chicken! And no matter what we eat here in France, it still tastes better than whatever you eat in England! Because no matter what you try to prepare, you always mess it up! Once I was in England and got d'eau du robinet and even thát tasted revolting! It was all chlorine-like... And I know that you also can't drink l'eau français, but at least we don't pretend you could drink it..."

[Paper Dragon]

England stuck out his tongue. "Calm the bloody down, you wanker. You're too loud." England said while sipping his tea. "Why don't you do things your good at like drunk driving? Your even worse then Italy..." He said calmly. Then he looked up at America. "What about you, America? Who are you going to attack?"

America thought for a moment then shrugged. "I might as well attack Japan."

[zzz]

Spain|♂|Antonio Fernández Carriedo
Spain said nothing, instead he was listening intently and nodding his head as the others spoke. He was lost as to what their plan was going to be, but what he ever going to admit that? Most certainly not. He looked over at Austria, who was hanging his head in defeat already. "Austria, you look like we already lost! Cheer up, I'm sure we'll do fine in this war."

Poland|♂|Feliks Łukasiewicz
"Hm," Poland exhaled, tapping a finger on the table. "Spying on them might work, I guess. Eh, I don't know. Let's just give up now and go home." He put his arms on the table then rested his head on his arms. "This is all too confusing. I need a nap."

[Yomi Aino]

'This afternoon we can start the plan.' Germany said to his brother, then he looked at Italia and saw how miserable he looked so he said 'Italia, why don't we go and have a talk now. Then Prussia can prepare the spy operation.' He glanced at his brother as he mentioned him and then looked back at Italia,trying to make a slight smile.

The Netherlands sighed deeply and said 'It's not confusing at all, I don't know what you guys've been smoking but the plan roght now will be to build our defence and maybe spy on a country from each of the other teams to see what thwey are planning.' He stood up and walked to Austria, then pet him on the head, saying 'And we have not lost yet, so don't give up.' Then hel it another cigarette and walked over to the window.

Russia had siletnly been following the convcersation, then nodded at America and said to France 'You go and kidnap Italia, England can spy on whoever he wants and America will attack Japan and I'll be the backup, da?' He looked at the other two, questioning if he had understood the whole thing.

[~Prussia~]

France
"And moi?!" France exclaimed. "What do I have to do?! Do the cooking and the washing up again, I suppose!" Dramatically, he stood up again, knocking his chair over. "Tant que la guerre sera regardée comme néfaste, elle gardera sa fascination. Quand on la regardera comme vulgaire, sa popularité cessera. You are all wicked, and playing as if war is just a game. Think of the people tore apart by it and don't talk so lightly about it."

Prussia
"Aye, aye Captain Bratwurst!" Prussia yelled, jumping over the table to get to the cupboard at the other side of the room. There was a cupboard with failed battle plans, used sketches where was doodled on, crumpled sheets of paper, sometimes made flat again together with some fresh, clean unused paper sheets and a whole lot of pens of which only two really worked.
He shoved some of the figurines they used to play out battles (everyone always wanted to be the canon while Italia was the only one wanting the flag, but no one ever wanted the shoe because the shoe sucks) aside and took some of the sheets and pens back to the table. He jumped over the table again and sat down. "Well, let's see... We can dress as a pony to spy on Poland, that worked with China and Russia in his Panda suit... "

[neiroh]

Austria was shocked that The Netherlands touched his hair, but ignored it. "I don't smoke. But, I do agree with you, we need to build up our defense. And, I'm not going to give up, even though I would really like too." Austria sighed heavily, thinking of what could come next, or at any moment. "I'm actually quite scared of what may be coming for us."

[Paper Dragon]

Italia sighed then stood up. "Ok." He said shuffling over to Germany. "I beat England a few times.... But other then that, everyone else keeps attacking me!" he said shuffling his feet. "All I know is to wave a white flag and depend on you, Germany."

America smiled then stood up. "I agree! The sooner the better!" He said then flicked France good-heartedy at his forehead. "At least you won't get your cape dirty right?" he said and laughed. England kicked America under the table. "For once, France is right. Don't take war too lightly. Anyone can die. Even you."

America jus shrugged it off and looked at Russia. "Ok, sounds good. Now I think we should catch them by surprise. so the early bird gets the worm, right? They might have their meetings now, so England, you can spy on them, then me and France can sneak up on them. France, lure Italy with pasta or a cute girl or something. And I'll attack Japan! If anything goes wrong, back me up Russia. Maybe even bring him back, because two hostages are better then one!" he said smiling.

England nodded, sipping his tea. "The bloke has a point. When do you all want to start?" he said looking at Russia, Ukraine and Canada. "What about you two? Don't think we're going to tae all the weight." He said to Canada and Ukraine.