Hetalia War RP (Semi-Lit) ACCEPTING! RESTART ON PG 18!

[Snake-Eyes]

(I'm back, sorry guys. I'm not very reliable at the moment, something I should've warned you about. I hope that you can forgive, I've not seen a a computer in days...)

The polar bear liked the attention and licked Russia's hand.

"I could defend, if you'd like me too,"Japan responded to the offense/defense comment.

(Just to put it clearly here, I barely have time to sit behind my computer, and posting thing a phone is terrible... I'm sorry for any problems I will probably cause.
That, and I have a writer's block...)

[Yomi Aino]

(No problem Phoenix, I understand. Would you like ot freeze your char and jump in whenever you have more time?)

Thw Netherlands sighed and said 'Okay, let's just... Let's look at all the things we can do instead of what we can't. We will become a target, I'm sure, BUT we do have Germany surrounded, actually. Couldn't we attack him?' He asked the group, still nt sounding very positive but rather seriously 'OR do you guys have better plans?' He added, trying to get the others talk as well.

Germany sighed and siad 'Italia, just get an army ready to fight!' Then he turned at his brother and siad 'Oaky, lsiten, I'm sorry but we do have a war to win.' Then he looked back at the map and added 'We aren't getting anywhere... Attack France, yes or no?' He looked at the others in the room.

'I'll be going to watch you guys kill eachother.' Russia said 'And maybe I'll back you guys up. If you guys are in need, I'll send my tanks and airstrike units and boom, everyone dies, da?' and he petted the polar bear which was liking his hand and whispered 'After that, the losers will have to become one with me.'

[~Prussia~]

Prussia
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Prussia said, slinging his boots onto the table. "He has a big mouth and everything but actually France is not such a big deal... He pays more money to wine, baguettes and... company than to his defence. Well, maybe not that much to company, he's got that one thing that makes woman run faster to him than Austria to a piano when he wants to express himself..."

France
France sneezed again. "Is there someone speaking bad of me or what..." he said dramatically. "La luxe n'est pas un plaisir, mais le plaisir est une luxe... How far seem the days when I could just sit outside a cafe in the sun with du vin, du baguette et une belle femme..." He stared out of the window to add to his dramatical effect. "How cruel, Russia, how cruel... But I guess it's the only way to end the war if everything gets out of hand..."
(I really need an England against who France can jerk, so don't hesitate to join as England, even when you're already attending to the roleplay! :3)

[Paper Dragon]

Italia frowned. "B-but all we can do is run! And make white flags..." He said feeling a little depressed. "Wouldn't you protect me Germany?" He said looking up to him. He sat back down and sighed. "F-fine. I guess I cam=n make an army... But I'm so weak..."



America sighed and shook his head. "Fine then Russia. Do what you want. But let's decide who should kill who... I still think we should go after Italy first, maybe making him a hostage or something. He is the weakest country.."

((Oh! Can I make an England?))

[Yomi Aino]

(Yes you can. I'll add your name XD)

[~Prussia~]

(Yay~! ^^ Now I got an England to bother ^^)

[Paper Dragon]

((Thanks!))

England glared at France. "Oh please, Pepe le pew. Everyone is going to have a role in this war if the like it or not. Bloody wanker..." He said sticking his tongue out at him. "Anyways, I think America is right. We should go after the weakest ones first."

[~Prussia~]

France
"Well, if every enemy is got to be fighted, we better start with your cooking!" France snapped. "I would have enough mercy on my enemy not to feed them your stuff! At least we got proper cooks in our prison and don't want to poison them to dead! Hostages are more useful when alive, you know..."

[Paper Dragon]

England shot up from his seat, fuming. "Well at least I don't eat frogs and snails, you insolent fool! I'd rather eat my homemade scones then your weird food!" He yelled angrily.

America nervously smiled. "Come one guys... We're already fighting other nations.. We don't need to fight within ourselves.." He said rubbing the back of his neck.
"Aren't I suppose to be the ressponsable one?" England asked back still fuming.

[neiroh]

"Hmmmm." Austria sighed. " I suppose that we could attack Germany, but he's very strong. But, it's not that I'm afraid. But for the rest we need a battle strategy." Austria, out of fear and bravery, stood up and went to the map. " I'm not the type of person who would usually fight but, I might have a few good plans. Italy, he will be pretty easy to take out. For Russia, we need to figure out to defeat him, since he is the strangest of many nations." Pointing at Russia on the map to make a point. Austria then sat back down.