Favorite Quotes

[Samurai!]

Every lyric from Nowhere Man.

He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere Man please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere Man,the world is at your command!

He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere Man can you see me at all?

Nowhere Man, don't worry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all till somebody else
lends you a hand!

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere Man please listen,
you don't know what you're missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command!

He's a real Nowhere Man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody!

[ewbluey]

"Regret is a sign of weakness" -Mikey Way

[Not Pigeons]

"Strong Bad! I'm borrowing this milk for an undisclosed period of time!" - Homestarrunner; Homestarrunner.com

[Moon Moon~]

"I'm going to put on a shirt that says "Life" and hand out lemons."
-Some guy on Warrior Cats RPG

"I'm a mushy mushroom monster!"
-Another random guy on Warrior Cats RPG

[InfinityOnHigh]

"I would walk through the desert, I would walk down the aisle,
I would swim all the oceans, just to see you smile.
Whatever it takes is fine."

-Stand Up, One Direction

[D a r i u s ~ ♥]

"You cannot blame gravity for falling in love." ~ Issac Newton

"My kind of friendship is killing each other over a bag of potato chips and then not comforting the loser and asking if she's okay but LAUGHING at her!" ~ Unknown

[Moondancer]

Sokka: [to himself as he chops at the ice holding his feet down] I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic!

King Bumi: Tomorrow the Avatar will face three deadly challenges. But for now, the guards will show you to your chamber.
Guard: My liege, do you mean the good chamber, or the bad chamber?
King Bumi: The newly refurbished chamber.
Guard: Wait, which one are we talking about?
King Bumi: The one that used to be the bad chamber, until the recent refurbishing that is. Of course, we've been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Uh, take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!

Warden: Tell me exactly what you saw.
Captain: Well, Sir, it looked like a flying bison.
Warden: A what?
Guard: It was a giant flying buffalo, Sir, with an empty saddle.
Warden: Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?
Captain: Uh, I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it, Sir?
Warden: I'll decide what the point is, fool!

Sokka: Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa; he's just too noticeable.
Katara: What?! Appa's not too noticeable!
Sokka: He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him!
[Appa angrily bellows]
Aang: [soothing Appa] Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.

Zuko: If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.
Iroh: But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.
[Both look at one another and nod]
Zuko: Earth Kingdom it is.

Toph: Who's Zuko?
Sokka: Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world.
Katara: What's wrong with ponytails, Ponytail?
Sokka: This [points to his ponytail] is a warrior's wolf-tail.
Katara: Well it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky.

[Sokka is buried in the earth and is pleading to the spirits to let him out]
Sokka: Okay, karma person or thing, whoever's in charge of this stuff... If I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat and sarcasm. Okay? That's all I got. Pretty much my whole identity: Sokka the meat and sarcasm guy. But I'm willing to be Sokka, the veggies and straight talk fellow. Deal?
[sees Aang approaching]
Sokka: Aang! Thank goodness! Have you got any meat?

Wan Shi Tong: [to Sokka] So, who are you trying to destroy?
Sokka: What? No! No destroying, we're not into that.
Wan Shi Tong: Then why are you here?
Sokka: ...Knowledge for knowledge's sake?
Wan Shi Tong: If you're going to lie to an all-knowing spirit being, you should at least put some effort into it.

Iroh: [Sips tea] Blech! This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
Zuko: Uncle, that's what all tea is.
Iroh: How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?

Iroh: Believe me when I say there is good inside him [Zuko]!
Sokka: Good inside him isn't enough! Why don't you come back when it's outside him as well!

Headmaster: Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs...
Sokka: Fire. Wang Fire. This is my wife Sapphire.
Katara: Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you.
Headmaster: Mr. and Mrs.... Fire.

Mai: Orange is such an awful color.
Zuko: You're so beautiful when you hate the world.

Zuko: [trying to make strong fire blasts and only producing weak flames] Just breathe and... [Punches but only a weak flame come out]
Aang: That one kinda felt hot.
Zuko: Don't patronize me! You know what it's supposed to look like!
Aang: Sorry, Sifu Hotman.
Zuko: And stop calling me that!

Aang: The past can be a great teacher. [trips over a wire, opens a spike trap, and manages to blow himself over it just in time] Zuko? I think the past is trying to kill me!

Sokka: All right! Team Avatar is back! Air, water, earth, fire!... fan, and sword!

-Avatar: The Last Airbender

[Acidic]

When life gives you dilemmas, you make dilemmonade.
~Ash from 'I'm in the band'

[Callium]

""When You Touch Cold Metal With A Wet Hand You Get Stuck To It" ATTAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!!!!"
~Edward Elric

[Wolf Lacey]

"I love him oh yes I do he's for me and not for you if by chance you take my place i'll take my fist and smash your face" and "don't get jealous when you see your ex with another girl because our parents always told us to give away used toys"