Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[T u m b l e]

I blocked out the people :3

AMG, THE SQUIDS ARE ATTACKING CS. WHAT DO WE DO?

we must..... THROW THE CHEESE!... *throws cheese at squids*

*Eats the cheese*

[Plainsong]

I blocked out the people :3

AMG, THE SQUIDS ARE ATTACKING CS. WHAT DO WE DO?

we must..... THROW THE CHEESE!... *throws cheese at squids*

*Eats the cheese*

Haha :3 That's great!

[Shinryu]

I blocked out the people :3

we must..... THROW THE CHEESE!... *throws cheese at squids*

THROW THE CHEESE!
...I love asdf xD

[teleport]

The Beginning

1 In the beginning there was Squiddy, and Squiddy created the Internet and squiddy Smoothie. 2 Now squiddy Smoothie was formless and empty, darkness was over the front page of the site, and Squiddy was hovering over the Internet.

3 And Squiddy said, “Let there be Colour,” and there was Colour. 4 Squiddy saw that the Colour was good, and he separated the Colour from the darkness. 5 Squiddy called the Colour “Green,” and the darkness he called “Black."—the first day.

6 And Squiddy said, “Let there be a Hex Code between the Colours to separate Colour from Colour.” 7 So Squiddy made the Hex Code and separated the Colour under the Hex Code from the Colour above it. And it was so. 8 Squiddy called the Hex Code “Rainbow.”—the second day.

9 And Squiddy said, “Let the Colour under the Rainbow be gathered to one place, and let words appear.” And it was so. 10 Squiddy called the words “text,” and the gathered Colours he called “Layout.” And Squiddy saw that it was good.
11 Then Squiddy said, “Let the text produce coherence: Sentences that make sense.” And it was so. 12 The text produced sentences: things were understandable. And Squiddy saw that it was good.—the third day.


13 And Squiddy said, “Let the site teem with teenage girls, and let them be goverened by Green entities with hammers of Banning.” 14 So Squiddy created the teenage girls and moderators to control them. And Squiddy saw that it was good. 15 Squiddy blessed them and said, “Be sensible and increase in number and fill the site with wisdom from Justin Bieber.” —the fourth day.

16 And Squiddy said, "Let there be pixels in pretty colours for the teenage girls to dress and love and fan over." And it was so. Squiddy called these pixels in pretty colours "adoptables."
17 And Squiddy said, "Let the Weilders of the Hammers of Banning colour these adoptables so they may be spread about the internet." And it was so. -the fifth day

18 And Squiddy said, “Let there be admins in my image, in my likeness, so that they may rule over the teenage girls in the Forum and the Moderators that wield their hammers of Banning.”

19 So Squiddy created the Admins in his own image,
in the image of Squiddy he created them;
Tess and Nick he created them.

20 Squiddy blessed them and said to them, “Be wise and patient. Tend to the flock and spread the word of Squiddy.”
21 Then Squiddy said, “I give the Admins power over my creations. To edit and enjoy.” And it was so.
22 Squiddy saw all that he had made, and it was very good.—the sixth day.

23 And on the Seventh Day Squiddy rested.

That awkward moment when guys weren't created. :>

This is possibly the awesomest thing I've seen all day.

[nightbeat]

Whenever I get super super tired, I do what I call 'sleep typing'. Basically, my mind wanders but my fingers are still moving, and the result is like this:

'He looked up at the sky, eyes narrowed. There was a storm coming soon cheese sauce didn't like it. Red is hamburger stuffed his hands in his pockets McDonald's shake and walked away.'

•__•

[Mizula]

I may be an idiot, but im not stupid.

Lol my friend sent that to me I lmao

[TigressJaguiar]

This is so true- for me of corse.

"Well these 'pixels' happen to be my entire nerd life~but if you think their just pixels then why did you ask for them in the first place?"

[Tybalt]

A pm between Fatty and I.

Read from the bottom up. xD

by Fat Unicorn
Phfffff, NINNNNNNJJJA CHIIIICK LOVES MEEE!
by Tybalt
I swear, I'll set Draco on you. He'll peck
you to death. And ninja flap you.

Re: Fat Unicorn has
accepted your trade!

by Fat Unicorn

I'm not going to argue.
YOU'RE JUST JELLY I CAME UP
WITH NINJJJJJJJJA CHIIIIIIIIICKEN
>:C

Re: Fat Unicorn has
accepted your trade!

by Tybalt

If you carry on with this ninja chicken stuff,
imma gonna quote you on the 'CS quotes'
thread. xD
Re: Fat Unicorn has
accepted your trade!

by Fat Unicorn

NINNNNNNNNNNJA
CHIIIIIIIICKEN

Re: Fat Unicorn has
accepted your trade!

by Tybalt

Hmmmm ..... your ninja chicken is pecking
my coat as we speak.

Re: Fat Unicorn has
accepted your trade!

by Fat Unicorn

He's still a ninja. Do not deny.

Re: Fat Unicorn has
accepted your trade!

by Tybalt

Well, my 'ninja chicken spent two hours
clucking to himself and trying to fly down.
Not so much of a ninja.

Re: Fat Unicorn has
accepted your trade!

by Fat Unicorn

xD NINJJJJJJJJAAAA CHICKEN

Re: Fat Unicorn has
accepted your trade!

by Tybalt

Draco ran away today. I've spent 2 hours
looking for him in the field, and he was
sitting on the roof. -.-

Yep. All about my pet chicken.

[Tawny224]

Thought this was hilarious, from April Discussion Thread:

I had a dream the squids grew but they were all weird looking and mutant-y and they were actually quite terrifying... And then zombies took over my dream and I went to live in walmart....

Lmao. That sounds about right. We all end up living in Walmart. Darn you and your Low Low prices!! *shakes fist*

[T u m b l e]

To the real swifty:
Can you move it? i am scared of the "SexyTannedboy4u" That you invited off your skype. Wait.... How do you know these people? o.0.

Sorry i found it really funny :3