Moments You'll always find funny...

[rabbithaver]

ROFL. xD I like the inflatable bed one, that's just hysterical.

[~7-Up~]

xD i remember thisone time.

okay first me and my friend had a HUGE laugh attack in grade 5 but when i said something really funny that i dont remember today, she laughed like "HE!" in a really high and loud vocie right in my ear xD everytime she does thta it makes me laugh for along time

[rabbithaver]

xDDD Same with me! xD

[Stalker]

Okay, me and my family were going to illinois driveing...From AZ.
Anyway at one of the bathroom breaks my little cuz came running over to the cars without looking so my grandma flipped, I had reached my hand out when he was running over and gave him a nice purdy V-8 slap on his little forehead, everyone just started laughing thier butts off except my little cuz he just stared at me with a " How could you!? " look on his face. xD

[Auzzeren]

Dad: *drives*
Me: OH MY GOSH, ON THE BRAKES! A CAT! A CAT!
Dad: *does attempt to stop x'D*
Me: Oh, nevermind, it was a plastic bag. Keep driving.
Dad: *twitch*

lol


My Friend (boy): *opens his locker* "Because I am her girlfriend..."
Me: "Girlfriend!" *Falls on floor, and screams because I hit my elbow on a locker*
My Firend: *Sniggers*

[KoolAid&Cyanide]

At summer camp, during canoeing:

Joel (counselor): "OK, today we're doing the T-rescue. But you already knew that." *Explains boring canoeing stuff that someday might save my life* "We'll go 2 at a time in a boat. The other four of us can sit on the dock. Who wants to flip their canoe?"
Logan and Gale: *Raise hands so that arms are pretty much are coming out of sockets* "ME!!"
Joel: "OK, Logan and Gale can flip. Jordan and I will be in the other canoe.:
Logan and Gale: *Give each other a look* "You again?" (We always get stuck together for pretty much everything) *Argue over who gets to sit in the back. Gale wins. Again. Fourth time that week. Reason: I'm stronger than him, and he secretly likes me. We paddle out to past the floating dock then try to flip our canoe. It doesn't work so we have to get out and kneel on the edges to flip it. then we struggle to get it on top of the other canoe, but we do get it. Then it's time to get in. I climb in okay, but Logan can't get in.*
Joel: "Logan try putting one arm and one leg in each canoe, since you can't do it the other way."
*So logan tries that and there's too much weight on the one side of the canoe then, and I can't get it steadied, so we flip.*
Joel: "Just swim it back to shore. The other group will do it now. In the shallow end."

So we swim it in, and I'm bleeding like crazy on my knee and elbow from getting into the canoe (I've still got the scar on my knee), and Logan's throwing buckets of water and wet sand on me, and that's about it. It was frickin' hilarious.




At lunch time, in the classroom, gossiping about some girl at one of the other schools. (Note: this may not be appropriate for very young children)

Shaylyn: She was, you-know-what with him in the field.
Brianna: What? making out? PANTSLESS?
Austin: *takes a bite of just-microwaved KD, but we don't know that.* "Oh, that's hot!!!"

Everyone cracks up.

[Bernie Sanders]

At lunch time, in the classroom, gossiping about some girl at one of the other schools. (Note: this may not be appropriate for very young children)

Shaylyn: She was, you-know-what with him in the field.
Brianna: What? making out? PANTSLESS?
Austin: *takes a bite of just-microwaved KD, but we don't know that.* "Oh, that's hot!!!"

Everyone cracks up.

That is hilarious.
At a youth group meeting:
We were playing this game which requires sitting on other people's laps, and so my friend went to sit on this kid's lap, as it was her turn. She sits down, turns toward him, then jumps up and shouts "OH MY GOD HE VIBRATED". Turns out his phone went off in his sweatshirt pocket.

[Enbizaka]

This was very funny, but embarssing;

Me: YESH. It's a picture of a video game person.
Friend: She fancies him.
Boy: Woooooo!
Me: =_= No, I dont FANCY HIM.
Boy2: Who is it?
Friend: Oh, it's -
Other Friend: Ling?
Me: *goes mad* WHAT ... IT'S LINK! LIN-K! FIRST (friend'sname) SAID ZINK, THEN YOU SAID LING! IT'S LINK, LINK LINK!
Boy: Yeh, you do fancy him.
Me: No, I dont! I dont want MARRY him.
*everyone goes wooo*
Me: =_= Cant understand a word. *puts hands over eyes*

[Serena]

xD These are all genius, I've got another one to, happened at school today during the break.

Me: *drinking fruitjuice xD*
Friend 1: *stares at me*
Me: Wut?
--5 mins later--
Me: *puts empty juice box on table*
Friend 1: *steals it and throws it through canteen, hitting a teacher*
Me: *doesn't notice xD*
Teacher: Hey! I don't want anyone to throw things through the canteen! *points finger at me*
Me: Wait wut? I didn't do it!
Teacher: You did!
Me: YOU'RE BLIND, MISS.
Teacher: ..... Just don't let it happen again. *walks away xD*
Me: Hmpf, stupid teachers..... Hey, who kidnapped my juice box?!?!
All friends (7 in total or something xD): *fall off of chair laughing*
Me: *doesn't understand xD*
Friend 2: Pffft.... (Friend 1) did it! x'DDDDD
Me: Did what?

*others all crack up again*


I failed xD

[lorreli.]

I have a few things...

My bff: *making out with her boyfriend*
Me + my other friend: *talking about something random*
My bff's boyfriend: "Ummm...{insert bff first name here}, you just bit my tounge."
Me + my other friend: OH MY GOD TOO MUCH INFO!!!!!
My bff: I didn't bite!
My bff's boyfriend: I'm not chocolate on the inside, babe.

And then some of the guys in my gym wear shorts under their jeans and take off their jeans in gym and wear their shorts and my crush does that so this one goes with that.

Boy: So I saw you checking out *inset crush name here* today *winking*
Me: *blushing* No I wasn't!
Boy: Oh yea you were. I saw him taking off his belt and you were like "OOOO!"
Me: Was not! *blushing harder*
Boy: No, you walked by and I saw you staring.
Me: I sooo wasn't staring!
Boy: *does imitation of me walking by with huge eyes*
Me: That sucked dude.
Boy: *saying a bunch of stuff about my crush*
Me: *not paying attention and just staring off into space*
Boy: Well?
Me: What?
Boy: What do you say to that?
Me: That's hot.
Boy: Perv!
Me: Wait...what?

And then this one (my blondness)

Cashier: *handing me hot chocolate*
Me: *takes giant chug* AHHHH IT'S HOT!!!
Everyone at ice rink: *staring at me*
My friend: Umm...{insert my name here}, it's hot chocolate.
Me: *staring at hot chcolate* Oooooh.

This is my favorite though I pee my pants everytime I think of it!!!!!!! We were at the skating rink, and my ex was there but he didn't know we were there and we were on the top floor and he was on the bottom floor.

Friend: *texting my ex* I'm a kind of person that wants to see your pants on the ground!
My ex: *texting my friend* Seriously?
Friend: *texting my ex* I can seeeee yoooooou!
My ex: *texting my friend* How can you see me?
Friend: *texting my ex* Loooook up!!!
My ex: *looks up*
My bff: *blowing kisses*
My ex: *mimmicking puking*
My 3 friends: *waving creepily*
My ex: *texting my friend* You guys stalk me.
Friend: *texting my ex* Ya, everyone except {insert my name here}. She doesn't like you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me/my friends: *following my ex*
My ex: *turning around giving us a weird look and running away*
Me/my friends: *cracking up*
My ex: *running so we can't find him*
My/my friends: *looking for him*
Friend: OMJ THERE HE IS!
My ex: *playing arcade game*
My bff: *running to the arcade, sneaking up behind him and grabbig his waist and pulling him backward* What'cha playin?
My ex: *screams and runs away*
Random guy: *grabs game controler and plays the game my ex paid for*
Me/my friends: *leaving*
My ex: *coming back to the game and staring at random guy* Dude!