Favorite Quotes

[Cottleston]

"No crabs is better than crabs at all"- My sister, crab fishing XD Don't ask. My mum and I laughed for so long.
"Excuse me, I'd thank you not to walk on my friend"- Me, to my sister. Don't laugh at us, we have imaginary friends. It's hard to avoid this sort of thing.
And, um, I have more that I can't remember. I'll be back with them when they return XD

[Rolly-chan]

"A reciprocal metaphor. Things outside you are a projection of what's inside you, and what's inside you is a projection of what's outside. So when you step into the labyrinth outside you, at the same time you're stepping into the labyrinth inside. Most definitely a risky business."
Oshima- Kafka on the Shore

"A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and for itself, is powerless, but if enough people stand behind it, blowing up a building can change the world."
V - V for Vendetta

"There's no certainty - only opportunity."
V - V for Vendetta.

"Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes."
Lord Henry - Picture of Dorian Gray

"Love is love. Shall I lose my soul's mate and my heart's dream because of something as trival as gender?"
Marie Whi Mitshue

"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."
Sadly, I don't know who said this...

"Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum."
Graycie Harmon

"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."
Jack London

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."
Shakespeare - Mid-Summer Night's Dream

[Warburton]

Marilyn Monroe had good quotes, so I'm not surprised if these is already down here! All the ones below are by Marilyn Monroe, by the way.

"If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere."

"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

"It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on. "

[Cottleston]

A couple more-
"Do not try to stand on your face" and "Try not to get attatched to a Badger", both from one of the boys in my class XD
The one in my signature is from my own book which I'm writing. It came straight out of my head and made me laugh Tabby's so pathetic.

[valar morghulis]

"Cindy, the TV's leaking!" ~ Scary Movie 3 [xDD I die laughing every time I hear that]

"Why are you doing this to us?" - Kristen
"Because you were home" - Dollface
~The Strangers, it's a creepy line when the masked girl says it, but it sounds funny.

"Can I have one of those?" -Dollface
"Are you a sinner?" -Boy
"..Sometimes" -Dollface
~The Strangers, said by one of the murderers. (That's my favorite movie, but the fact that it's based off of true events is really creepy)

[Popcorns]

Allen:"Hey, there was Skittles in that bag!"
Allen:"Ahh! I hate Godzilla too! He destroys cities and stuff!"

Phil: "Whose baby is that?"
Alan: "Check its collar or something."

Alan: "Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."

Sid: "Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***'ll come back with you."
~From the Hangover{I love this movie! Zach Galifianakis(Allen) cracks me up}

[Alhelí]

"Some things are worth having your heart broken for" - Sarah Jane Smith {talking about the Doctor}

[Fawnie]

"My names is Forest Gump, People call me Forest Gump" -- Forest Gump... xD

"Are you stupid or somethin'?" -- Forest Gump... XD

"Stupid is as stupid does." --Forest Gump.. again XD

"I may not be a smart man, But I know what love is." --Forest Gump xD

"Those look like comfortable shoes, bet you could run a while in them!
My feet hurt.
Oh" -- Forest Gump. XD

"I wanted to try out my sea legs!
But you don't got no sea legs Lieutenant Dan!
I know." -- Forest Gump lol

"How does it feel to be an All American? I gotta pee." -- Forest Gump XD!

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get." -- Forest Gump

I watched it three tims in a row.. ^^

[valar morghulis]

My favorite VersaEmerge quotes:

"Ahh! There's tampons everywhere!...They smell so fresh" ~ Sierra Kusterbeck xDDD

"You look like Where's Waldo in hell!" ~ Sierra Kusterbeck

"Yeah I said it, don't comparamore us" ~ Anthony and Sierra

[The entire Wizards In A Storm video, I'm not going to bother quoting it lol it's hilarious though]

Sierra: "and also English chocolate biscotti"
Jerry: "That's Italian you nincompoop"

"Your nickers, there they are, they're red just like your hair" ~Jerry

lol I could go on all day, those are just a few of my favorites. I love this band.

[plz delete account]

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
Short and funny quote by, Lyndon B. Johnson

Honestly, seafood at Sea World?