Favorite Quotes

[TawnyDestrange]

"Gay" marriage and "regular" marriage is like a bikini top and a bra: essentially the same thing, but only one is allowed in public.

[MandyluvsMilo]

“Never, never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.

[Shenan_the_cat]

"If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I must be blind." - my friend about herself
"The people from school you like you'll see around, the ones you don't like only ever need to learn three phrases:
1. Do you want fries with that?
2. Do you want to go large with that drink?
3. Check at cashier number four." - me to cheer my friend up
If these affend anyone I'm sorry

[delete this acc]

Whispering Oaks! Man, I used to go there as a kid!


- - - Coach, Left 4 Dead 2 at Whispering Oaks Amusement Park.



Oh, good. Now we can die there as adults.


- - - Nick, Left 4 Dead 2 at Whispering Oaks Amusement Park.



Oh man, guys! Kiddie Land!


- - - Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2 at Whispering Oaks Amusement Park.

[OcarinaGreen]

"They say that the moon is so many miles, to the feet, to the quarter inch away from the earth. What I want to know is, who's the guy with the tape measure!?" ~my dad~

[thekraken]

"I really hate that peanut guy."
-Nick, Left 4 Dead 2, Dark Carnival.

"People always say to me 'oh, if you're against racism you must be black', or 'if you're against sexism you must be a woman', or 'if you're against homophobia you must be homosexual!' So in that case, I must be a black lesbian."
-Our English teacher (a straight white man) on the first day of meeting him.
Sorry if that offends anybody. He was saying that because he's strongly against all three of those things C:

[Dragon Reine]

Dean- "What are these things even called?!
Bobby- "Good news, you discovered it, you get to name it."
Dean- "..Ooh! I know! 'Jefferson Starships'..because... their horrible!"

Castiel- "You should start showing me some respect. I drug you out of Hell, i can throw you back in."

Dean- "Why don't you search for him in Mexico? I hear he's on a tortilla."
Castiel- "No, I don't think he's on any flatbread."

Sam- "Dude..Asia..?"
Dean- "Oh come on. You love this song and you know it."
Sam- "Yeah, and if i ever hear it again I'm going to kill myself."
Dean- -turns music up- "Sorry, can't hear ya!"

Dean- "What?"
Sam- -in little kid voice- "I lost my shoe.."

Dean- "PUDDING!"

Sam- "Its okay..Its okay..because your my brother....and I still love you!....BOOP!"

X3

[shiki,]

"Be awed by my prowess!" - Atobe Keigo (This one sounds so snobby xD)

"What do you think? Ain't I a genius?" - Bunta Marui
"This is a chance for you to catch my genius-like moves." - Bunta Marui (His are all genius related ^^;)

"That's so WEIRD! Heehee!" - Jirou Akutagawa

[folle]

The Doctor: I am being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?

[PercabethObsessed]

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash bricks with his head but then dies when he touches a turtle...