Moments You'll always find funny...

[rabbithaver]

I had a sad day today, but I think reading all these is making me feel better.
(I asked my friends if I could use their names and they said I could)
Hannah: There's a string.
Elisa: Where? I wish to claim it!
Me: The last time you tried to claim something, it was a sticky note. It got stuck to your shoe and you walked around all proud of it.
Elisa: Exactly.
Hannah: (after awkward silence) My dad got hit by a truck.
Me: Ouch.
Elisa: My pants are vibrating.
Me: Is it your phone?
Hannah: Is it the beans you had last night?
Elisa: Is it...It's not the phone and what beans?
(we all laugh for no reason and then we realized the entire class was staring at us. xDDD)

[>> Leafstorm515]

Nice.

[Bernie Sanders]

(doing a worksheet on the revolutionary war)
My friend:*turns to me* what does "wahrfahr" (phonetic spelling of how she said it) mean?
Me: ....um... that would be "warfare"
My friend: oh.
Me: *cracks up* Aaand that's why we love you.

[Enbizaka]

Me: D'ya know if (friend) is in yet?
Friend: Nah, I think she's ill ...
*slience*
Friend: I went to see Percy and the Lightening Theif yesterday.
Me: Oh, gosh!! *pfft noise* They've got a obsession about him on Chicken Smoothie! Im mean, he's not even hot!
Friend: Yeah I know. Chicken Smoothie?!
Me: Dont ask. I've got no idea why it's called that.

And last year...
Teacher: What sort of things could they do insted of giving the children the cane? *Talking about Victorians*
*Loads of people put their hands up*
Teacher: Ben? What could we do?
Ben: Tie them to a lamppost?
*Lots of people snigger and laugh*
Teacher: Ben, anything else that isnt as silly as that?

AND....
Me: Oh, I heard *gossip* on Chicken Smoothie
Other person: Chicken .... Smoothie?!
Me: Dont ask. Ever.

[VesVes]

Me: D'ya know if (friend) is in yet?
Friend: Nah, I think she's ill ...
*slience*
Friend: I went to see Percy and the Lightening Theif yesterday.
Me: Oh, gosh!! *pfft noise* They've got a obsession about him on Chicken Smoothie! Im mean, he's not even hot!
Friend: Yeah I know. Chicken Smoothie?!
Me: Dont ask. I've got no idea why it's called that.

And last year...
Teacher: What sort of things could they do insted of giving the children the cane? *Talking about Victorians*
*Loads of people put their hands up*
Teacher: Ben? What could we do?
Ben: Tie them to a lamppost?
*Lots of people snigger and laugh*
Teacher: Ben, anything else that isnt as silly as that?

AND....
Me: Oh, I heard *gossip* on Chicken Smoothie
Other person: Chicken .... Smoothie?!
Me: Dont ask. Ever.

ROFL!!!!!!

Here's mine. I was on vacation somewhere.

Mom: OMG there's a bird flying right over the road!
Me: It's a hawk!
*we drive past it*
Mom: What is it? What is it?
Me: [sarcasm] Oh joy, it's a crow. [/sarcasm]

This was from a loooooooonnnnnnnnnnggggggggg time ago.
*a plastic bag flies around the field*
Friend: AHHHH!!!!! IT'S A UFO!
Other people: UFO! UFO!
Me: Is it a UFO?
Other friend: No, it's a plastic bag.
Everybody else: Awwww.....

[rabbithaver]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Enbizaka]

Here's one I remember from two years ago;

*Everyone walking downstairs into the hall*
Boy: Tom, Tom ask me to shut up.
Other boy: No no no no! Dont do it, he -
Boy: Bab(lu), dont! Tom, Tom, ASK ME TO SHUT UP!
Tom: Shut up?
Boy: Shut up and drive! *singsongvoice*
*me and a few other girls sniggering in the background*

Here's a really funny one, I thought from last week;
Me: *doing something* He called.
Friend: He call-did you?
Me: STOP SAYING CALL-DID! IT'S CALLED. YOU SAID "SAFE-DID" and, "FLIP-DID" IT'S ED, ED ED ED!!
Friend: I know, I know!!
*slience*
Friend: I pick-did something for lunch.
Me: *slaps my face* ED.

[Serena]

I have to many funny things in my life x'D I'll see if I can actually remember one....

Friend: The trick in being a fearsome hunter is to never get distracted.
Me: Oh really?
Friend: Yes, and always keep an eye on your surroundings.
Me: Uh-huh... *saw it coming already*
Friend: Ye- *walks into wall*
Me: *chokes on laughter*
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-At a sleepover-
Me: My part of the bed! (3 of us shared a big inflatable bed, and the other one slept on the couch)
All: *go to sleep*
Friend 1: *can't sleep on couch, thus crawls between us on the bed*
Me: *gets kicked out of the bed, keeps sleeping*
--somewhere in the middle of the night--
Me: *wakes up* Huh? *stands up* YASMIEN! YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE BED!
Other friends: *keep sleeping*
Me: -_- *sleeps on couch*
--next morning--
Friend 2: *wakes up* OH, hai Serena. *pokes Friend 1*
Friend 3: Dude, that's Yasmien =_=
Friend 2: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO SERENA?!
Me: *wakes up* wut? =o=
Friend 2: *is very confused*
-Then there fell a silence, and I suddenly burst out laughing xD-

I know, sounds pretty suckish, but I had the time of my life lol. Oh wait got one more.

Dad: *drives*
Me: OH MY GOSH, ON THE BRAKES! A CAT! A CAT!
Dad: *does attempt to stop x'D*
Me: Oh, nevermind, it was a plastic bag. Keep driving.
Dad: *twitch*

[Aurore]

I've had so many funny things happen in my life. But I have an awful memory, and can only remember one at the moment. x'D

Me, my sister, and one of our friends were swinging on swings at a playground and our friend's mom was watching us. All of a sudden, I tried to go higher and ended up being flung off my swing. I landed face-down in the dirt. Everyone one else said something along the lines of "OMG, ARE YOU OKAY?!" I lifted my head, burst out laughing, and said "That was so fun! I wanna do it again." Everyone else gave me the "-___-" look. XD Then I got up, brushed off my clothes, and kept swinging, but I didn't fall off again.

[Mystic Phantom]

at the stable:
i put a rubber snake in the hay barn to trick my friend and so when we went in there i screamed so she would see it so she grabbed the snake and started banging it against the wall until i yelled "IT'S PLASTIC!" (the barn was dark enough that she couldn't see made in china but light enough she could see a snake on the hay bale)




In the snow:
me and my friend were out side and were running through snow about knee deep when i tripped over a snow pile and landed face first in the snow and my friend called "doin' a snow angel?"