Favorite Quotes

[WolfWind]

From my band director last quarter after reading a piece through for the first time: "Holy roadmap, Batman! What are doing here?"

[Kangarose]

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

[Shinigami_Ryuk]

"Boy, I could follow your scent through a manure factory."
"Are you saying I smell?"
"Everybody smells"

Elias Carnegie and Jonathan Starling, Darkside NightTrap

[s q u i s h y]

"'You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. "We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'"
~Fang to the Erasers, Maximum Ride series.

[fauney]

Noooo! Someone did all my Douglas Adams quotes! xD
I love him too much. xD

[Sadies]

ohh....

"Bite me!"
"Mentally married to Captain Jack Sparrow" - Made by I XD
"It is not the destination so much as the Journey" - Jack Sparrow, aka Johnny Depp
"Warning! I bite!"

[~West Wind~]

"Blast it!" - Me

[Kangarose]

Ron: Let's have a beach party! In London!
-Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Vortex

Snape: It's a long story.
Like so long that if you wrote it down it would take up at least seven books.
Dumbledore: Or eight movies.
-Harry Potter: How It Should Have Ended

[lioness99a]

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't!

The majority of people have an above average number of legs...think about it, it's true!

Now you might think the glass is half empty, or you might think the glass is half full. But engineers will tell you that the glass is actually 2 times larger than it needs to be!

All from Hank Green's '31 Jokes for Nerds' video!!

[valar morghulis]

Me: -listening to Tyler The Creator-
Mom: ..I worry about you sometimes..

This is literally her reaction to ALL of my music ;3