Corrupt a Wish game

[qwertyuiop123]

Granted, but after 2 weeks you get pimples ALL over your face!

I wish older Chicken Smoothie pets could be re-released when adopting new ones randomly.

[Saro]

Granted, but the old ones fade after a month.

I wish my homework would do itself.

[major tom]

Granted, but they're only common ones.

I wish that I would just vomit already so I don't do so at school.

[hdmwolf]

Granted, but then your mom thinks that you're too sick when you vomit so she takes you to the doctors and you have to get a random shot.

I wish that... I had wings.

[grisly bear]

Granted, but they have no feathers, so no flying for you.


I wish I had a waffle! <3

[hdmwolf]

Granted, but then I eats it.

I wish that I could go see Avatar today.

[Rayen]

Granted, but then there is a major energy fail and the cinema has to close for maintenance.

I wish I could see Avatar on friday at the cinema instead of going to a Mozart concert

[Alice In Wonderland]

Granted, but it sucks.
I wish I knew Ozzy Osborne.

[hdmwolf]

Granted, but then... er... people vandalize his car and he blames you? I dunno...

I wish that I didn't have a cough.

[Rosia]

Granted, but then you get tuberculosis. (I have a cough too, so I know where you're coming from)

I wish I didn't have to take a Biology test (uggh)