Favorite Quotes

[Jewel1324]

"Never trust a duck"
-William Herondale, Clockwork Angel

[Magykpaw]

"Ya know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"
"It looks like a big bag of vomit!"
"Yes, but it's the most important bag of vomit of the day!"

-Rocky, Flynn, & CeCe, Shake It Up

"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day; I proved it in 1973."

-Walter Bishop, Fringe

[.:.:whiteflamez:.:.]

"Don't you care about your schoolwork?
Are you listening? Why the bloody hell won't you answer me?
Don't you care about work? You'll get fired if you don't go!"

The girl blinked slowly at her mother, then sighed, and paused for a few moments.

"To answer your questions, not particularly, yes but I am, however, trying to ignore you. I do care about work, but my boss is a raging lunatic who, as you know, is trying to arrest me for a crime I didn't do.
And lastly, to hell with it, I've got a Nokia and streetsmarts."



-My friend emailed me this lol

[~West Wind~]

Couple of my favorites:

Halt: "Boy, if you don't know something, don't try to bluff your way through it. Simply tell me 'I don't know,' is that clear?"
Will: "Yes, Halt. ... Halt?"
Halt: "Yes?"
Will: "About King Herbert... I don't really know."
Halt: "Well, I never would have guessed."
chapter 8, pg. 57 (paperback)

Will: "Oh, it's a case of they think I'll think that they'll do A, so they'll do B because I wouldn't think they'd think of that but then because I might think I know what they're thinking they'll do A after all because I wouldn't think they'd think that way.
Pg. 202

“"Gilan hesitated. "I wouldn't advise anyone to face a battleax with just two knives," he said carefully. "So what should I do?" Will joined in. Gilan glared from one boy to the other. He had the feeling he was being set up. "Shoot him," he said shortly. Will shook his head, grinning. "Can't," he said. "My bowstring's broken." "Then run and hide," said Gilan, between gritted teeth. "But there's a cliff," Horace pointed out. "A sheer drop behind him and an angry axman coming at him." "What do I do?" prompted Will. Gilan took a deep breath and lookd them both in the eye, one after the other. "Jump off the cliff. It'll be less messy that way."”
Gilan, Will and Horace

[asta,]

"A word to the wise ain't necessary- it's the stupid ones that need the advice." -Bill Cosby

^-^

[Heartwing]

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Douglas Adams

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Douglas Adams

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams

I love that man.

[Winterpool]

^Douglas Adams is beast (:

I must have wished upon a star
And it fell down and here you are

I received an anonymous note with this inside and cried for about 3 straight minutes.

[Dragon Reine]

^Douglas Adams is beast (:

I must have wished upon a star
And it fell down and here you are

I received an anonymous note with this inside and cried for about 3 straight minutes.

<3

[TawnyDestrange]

"The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do."

[peachie.]

^Douglas Adams is beast (:

I must have wished upon a star
And it fell down and here you are

I received an anonymous note with this inside and cried for about 3 straight minutes.

that quote = the sweetest thing ever <3
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"For when I lived, I acted like I was dead. But when I died I wish I could have really lived." - amour.
and
horses give us the wings we lack." - unknown