Favorite Quotes

[lioness99a]

*Holds up a metal coathanger*
This is a regular coathanger, as I'm sure you're aware. But there's a very simple trick you can do to make this coathanger into your best friend...forever.
*Dramatically bends the coathanger in half and twists the top round*
It's a swan!

From Tom Milsom (hexachordal)'s YouTube video 'S**y, Crazy and Slightly Bruised'. I love the whole video, especially the 'Sourcery, a Discworld novel, abridged, by Tom Milsom' section! There are some great quotes in that video but this is one of my favourites!

[Dragon Reine]

Roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, the middle ones for you.
my cousin taught this to me.

Lawl.

[Dioscuri]

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the d***ed.
-George Bernard Shaw

[caats]

If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I' would never have to live a day without you.
-Winnie the Pooh

Weeds are flowers too,
Once you get to know them.
-Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh

The first one made me cry the first time I saw it.
I long to put the both in my siganature, but I have no room.

[Zitface]

"God is great, God is good, let us thank him for this RANDY. Ahhhhmen" - Julian Smith, Eat Randy
I'd rather be eating Randy. He looks delicious.

[Glimmer.]

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-Carl Zwanzig

Gotta love duct tape XD

[two.stride]

katniss's version of Dynamite....ahem*
I blow supplies up in the air somtimes,
saying ayyo, take that Cato
I wonder if Peeta's still alive
Saying ayyo where is Cato?

Peeta: When I walk in the street, this is what I see
Katniss: Oh no not again.
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is staring at me
Katniss: Peeta please stop.
Peeta: Ive got bread in my hands and I ain't afraid to THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
Katniss: Please..
Peeta: IM PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT!
Katniss: ....

[PercabethObsessed]

The reason I don't have a boyfriend is because I am waiting for Josh Hutcherson to fall madly in love with me.

[Canadian Toast]

"What more are our lives than a game of 'Apples to Apples' with dumb people?"

[UzmaShroom]

"Nothing in life is random. There is a pattern in everything. If you haven't found the pattern, you aren't looking hard enough."