1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!

[Voltie]

580:dress up as a manger and tell the empolyes that you are the new manger.

[รиσω ฬнιтє ןєωєℓѕ]

581: Go planking.

(also known as the Lying Down Game)

[P0CKETKNIFE]

582-grab some freinds to dress up like thoose MNM people and throw MNM's around saying "TASTE THIS RAINBOW INSTEAD!"

[.:HunterJumper:.]

Get on a horse and gallop around the store yelling "DICKS SPORTING GOODS ARE BETTER!"

[Cheeb]

584-Sing 'Yankee Doodle' in front of someone who is clearly not American.

[.Red.]

585. Atempt to make a "chicken smoothie" with a blender that is on display

586. dress your dog as a mini llama and when people say no dogs alowed say what dog i have a llama then spit at random people and blame it on the "llama"

587. find a baby crib that is on display then put tons of random baby dolls and barbies in it and if anyone asks just say "havent you ever seen 19 kids and counting?! it happens you know!"

[lucky15371]

588. get around 4 dozen frends and cousins around your age (some people have aunts/uncles that are around there age asswell as niecies and newfews they would work to) and put on the song 'this is halloween' from that movie and have a dance party but make sure to where sceleten ccoustumes

[.Red.]

get there nicest guitar and play a horibble song leaving only you and the manager smash the guitar make him clean it up

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190. When you see a customer about to walk out with a barbie they just bought, run up, snatch it out of their hands, and cry "MY FOOFY!!!"

[GoodNar]

591: STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1