Hetalia: Axis Powers United or devided?

[JaclyntheAristocrat]

Norway nodded and chuckled, "Great. Now I have a picture of a female Sweden. Uggggg." He laughed and sat back in his chair, "No girl is going to get me. They are always crazy and wanting to take you on shopping trips. I would probably fall asleep when I step foot into a mall."

[Splashique-]

{Austria}

"....What? You better be kidding...." He muttered

[jjkitten]

"Could be worse... I could have said female Russia?" Denmark said before grinning. "Does that go for things like shopping channels as well?" He asked Norway. "Because if so i think i just figured out a good way to protect myself when i say things that annoy you~"

((Prussia with his true love. xD ---> http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h151/HaruBLEACH/fanart/2009-07-31-183597.png))

'This is so awesome... He actually thinks there's cameras around the place!' Prussia sat down on the couch, "...So you haven't found the cameras? Well that's good, it means i did a good job of hiding them~" he replied with a nod.

[JaclyntheAristocrat]

Norway chuckled, "Urg. You had to say that. Now I'll have nightmares for te rest of my life." He laughed. He pouted at Denmark and huffed, "Yes. I hate shopping channels. If you show me one, I will strangle you." He couldn't help but smirk, "This time not with a scarf."

[Splashique-]

((...yohoho tralala yohoho tralala.... XDXD D*** straight! Between me and my friends, I'm fem!Prussia. Fem!Austria always hits on me, too x3 ))

{Austria}

"... I can tell by your tone you are lying. God, I was married to Hungary. You think I can't tell?" He folded his arms.

[jjkitten]

"Why would i lie to you Roddy?" Prussia whimpered with a frown, "I know i can lie to you sometimes and stuff, but i'm telling the truth this time..." he said with a nod. 'Stupid Austria... Stupid Hungary....' He thought with a frown.

((Oh man... Now i have a picture of Switzerland in a dress stuck in my head.... Why did this make me laugh so much? xD http://nanihoo.deviantart.com/art/Aaaaaaalrighty-then-202209359?q=favby%3Aaustria-aph%2F42161414&qo=30))

"Aww... Well there goes my plans." Denmark looked at Norway and frowned a little, "No strangling me, with or without scarf. It hurts you know." he said before stretching a little. "Oh, and don't worry about nightmares. I'll be right beside you so i'll keep them away~" He grinned down at him.

[Splashique-]

{Austria}

"You still are using that lying tonnnneeeee~" He chimed.

((LOL Danke, dude I cant stop laughing. My shoulder hurts now XD))

[JaclyntheAristocrat]

Norway huffed, "Well I hate shopping. Unless it's for sailor stuff." He said and nodded, "Fine. I won't strangle you unless you show me those shopping channels." He looked up at Denmark an grinned, "You better."

[kitten99]

Italy smiled alittle and looked up at him "I-I... Guess your right..."He whimpered as he shut his eyes and smiled at him "I guess your right..."He said with a smile as he let go of the man and sniffled alittle looking up at Germany before walking over and sitting down with small smile.

[jjkitten]

Germany gave the Italian a small smile before going and picking up his plate. "Do you want any dessert?" He asked before going and taking his plate over to the sink.

"Fine, fine... There are no cameras..." Prussia grumbled, "But it's a good idea so i'm gunna start on that new plan tomorrow." he said before moving the phone away from him. He yawned before putting his phone back to his ear, "So can i come over tomorrow?"

((I'm sorry! xD I had to share the random pic though!))

Denmark smiled, "No shopping channels, so no strangling~!" he nodded. "...Sailor suits..." He muttered as thoughts came into mind, "Well i know what i'm getting you for your birthday." he said, a cheshire like grin appearing on his face.