Favorite Quotes

[Shenan_the_cat]

My fav quotes

Be optomistic everyone you hate will eventually die.
And
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is too scared I'll take over.

[toilet paper]

"This isn't funny,Dean.The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."
-Whoever knows where this is from,I will love you forever.

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[.:Phantom:.]

The Big Bang Theory cast:
Sheldon:
leonard:
Penny:
Raj:
Howard:




Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of 'friends with benefits.'
Leonard: *jerks like he as been electrocuted as sheldon walks away*

Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless b*tch.

(The guys are playing Dungeons & Dragons, with Sheldon as GM.)
Sheldon: The entrance to the dungeon is a moss covered door. You manage to open it only to find yourself face-to-face with a hideous, foul-smelling, moss-covered ogre. What do you do?
Howard: I say, "Hey Ma, what's for dinner?"
(GM=Grand Master)

Sheldon: This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement.
Leonard: Aw, screw the roommate agreement!
Sheldon: No, you don't screw the roommate agreement. The roommate agreement screws you!

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

[Riley Hayns]

"That person was a kitty once. I liked it better then."
"You let the troll in! He wasn't a lady! Or maybe he was. I don't know. I don't know what lady-trolls look like..."
"Hello? Someone to turn me into a lady...."
"Harry, put that lobster down. We're going to follow Dumbledore."
"Hermione... Hermione... Hermione, no. And she's supposed to be the smart one...."

~Hank Green while playing Lego Harry Potter, Years 1-4

[.:Phantom:.]

If you need ask you will never know, if you know you need only ask- Helena ravenclaw, deathly hallows part 2

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while millions of other people are listening to Justin Beiber I get to listen to this



- - - VictoriaHansonVEVO

On the video ♈ 0_0

[Lazy9248]

"Houston, we have a problem" - idk who said that XD.. love it though!!

[LoneWolf.]

"yeah like i could kill someone with a pound of flour"
-Peeta Mellark <3

[Dioscuri]

I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn the guitar. I sat in the booth and practiced all day long. And only two cars were stolen while I worked there.
-John Flansburgh

I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.
-George Eliot

Rap music... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.
-Tom Robbins

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-Tom Robbins

I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
-George Bernard Shaw

[Sylverr]

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - Gene Hill