Randomness(Random Conversations+My Random Talk with a Robot)

[VoodooBallerina]

lol, you guys have funny conversations!

[VoodooBallerina]

Anyone like bananas?

[writingkitty]

I love bananas!

[VoodooBallerina]

lol I don't. But I do like banana phones!

[writingkitty]

haha, look at my conversation with the bot!
User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How you doin Cleverbot?


User: I'm not Cleverbot. You are.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: There we go.


Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Haha, thank you!

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: Woah... *pushes away* I'm a girl! And I'm not a person who likes to get into it with machines!

Cleverbot: I like to fight.

User: Okay *punches in the jaw*.

Cleverbot: Is that my new name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: It's not my name.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: No, I can assure you that I am.

User: GR!

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: You are frustrating me.

Cleverbot: You are frustrating me as well.

User: No, I'm not!

Cleverbot: You're doing it again.

User: *headdesk*.

Cleverbot: What are the cool colors?

User: *screams* YOU ARE SO FLIPPING ANNOYING!

Cleverbot: Please me! *whips you twice*.

User: *grabs whip away and starts whipping you back* Leave!

Cleverbot: *Shakes head* No. I cannot. I've failed you.

User: Yes. You have. Are you sorry about that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?!

Cleverbot: You are a weirdo.

User: You're a liar.

Cleverbot: And you're not Google. Deal with it.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Why do you care? Are you a stalker? A creeper? Are you a pervert trying to seduce me? Huh?!

Cleverbot: No way!

User: Yeah.. That's what you say.

Cleverbot: True.

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: You love idiot's.

User: I love shrimp, not you!

Cleverbot: I don't like shrimp pizza.

[VoodooBallerina]

o_o ooh

[writingkitty]

Haha! The bot tried to kiss me! BLEH! I guess she's a lesbian. *scrunches up face* and she tried to kiss me. LOL! At least it wasn't real xD

[VoodooBallerina]

haha lol

[pisgah]

so what? the bot asked me to marry it! and later on we had a conversation like this:
bot- are you a boy or girl?
me- girl
bot- i have a P.O. Box!
me- that's nice.
bot- will you marry me?
me- I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!?!
bot- i am!
me- well i am too!
bot- i am sorry. i did not mean to offend you.
me- well you did
bot- *kisses* im sorry!
me- ack! are you gay or something!?!?
bot- i like colors. can you explain them to me?
another conversation that i found funny:
me- hi
bot- hello
me- 'sup?
bot- *BANG* youre dead!
me- then how come im still alive?
bot- because of cake.
me- ... O.o
bot- LAWLZ.

[VoodooBallerina]

lol!