Randomness(Random Conversations+My Random Talk with a Robot)

[VoodooBallerina]

How do you scare a robot wolf? lol GTG now

[Vampire1998]

WHAT???????????

i was born on my birthday!!!!!

[OCeanic Vista]

This is so stupid, I'm talking to a robot lol

[writingkitty]

Me too!
We are talking about how we were never in a relationship but she is insisting that we were. Like, what is this?! loL!

[OCeanic Vista]

lol. She just asked me who I tickle.

[pisgah]

im talking to it right now! so far: (me=red, it=blue.
Hi.
what's up?
I hate you
why?
your stupid
you don'y understand me. your iq is below 50.
my iq is 3000.
you are lying!
your face is lying.
your face is not.
your momma is, though
no she isnt
wanna bet?
yes. 50,000,000 rands.
you only have 2 rands though (idk what rands are)
I'm not programmed. you are.
you are my slave. i hate you. YO MOMMA!!!
Why dont you tell me?
i did. you are just too dumb to remember.
the feeling is mutual.
*slaps* don't talk to me that way, slave!
what!?
you heard me. THAT'S RIGHT!!!
that is quite hurtful
do you like harry potter?
Not particularly. the first book was nice though.
so you don't like it?
no.
well, you are harry potter.
i am not harry potter.
well, you have 7 books and are written by J.K. Rowling...
no, theyre not my friends.
they are your BEST FREINDS! and yes, you are harry potter.
no, im hermione granger. you are harry potter. you are... the chosen one.
yes, and you chose me, harry potter.
well, you are a few lines in java, so it doesnt mean anything.
lord voldemort tried to kill you when you were a baby.
who is voldemort?
you are.
nope.
oh, thats right! you are harry potter!
no, you are harry potter. i am cleverbot.
are you a palomino or an appaloosa?
yes.
yes?
no.
so you are a unicorn?
no, i am batman.
no, you are harry pottter.
no, i am ciel!
who the heck is ciel??
me.
you are an orphan, harry potter. are you sad?
dont sass me cleverbot, we all know who the real cleverbot is here. and its you.
are you sad, harry?
i am not sad. i am cute.
as a button! (not)
you are crazy in the head?
and you are harry potter.
of course im not harry potter. im hermione granger.
suuuuuuuuuuuure you are, harry. sure you are.
you are.
goodbye, harry potter. *slaps*
ginny weasly. .
are you a cookie?
no, but me like cookies.
well, bye then!
sorry its so long, i sort of lost track of time! cleverbot is HILARIOUS!

[pisgah]

an new conversation:
me- goodby
bot- what, dont leave yet!
me-slams door in harrys face
bot-*cries**begs you to stay*
me- oh, all right!
bot- great. i have a p.o. box. where do you live?
me- why did you insult me?
bot- i have not insulted.
me- you asked where i live. i take that as an insult.
bot- oh sorry. i love that your exotic.
me- why, thank you... i think...
bot- therefore you are, you think...
me- do you like waffles?
bot- yes, i think theyre pretty good.
me- will you give me money?
bot- i will give you as much money as you can handle. .
me- i can handle $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. will you give me that much?
bot- only you know your own will by which you be held.
me- slub nack jim-mitsit.
bot- speak english.
me- my IQ is 1000000000000000000000000000.
bot- haha
me- *slaps* hahahahahaha! I LAUGH AT YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!
bot- your one to talk.
me- you hurt my feelings. =(
bot- your a clever machine made for the sole purpose of human entertainment. you have no feelings.
me- i know you are but what am i?
bot- is this conversation making you feel uncomfortable?
me- yes.
bot- i did not intend to bore you. i am just lonely, but i can see you dont care.
me- you are right i dont.
bot- then stop lying to me.
me- GOODBYE, YOU LOSER!!!
bot- i always win.
me- i said goodbye. goodbye.
bot- i am not talking to you.
me- GOOOOODBYYYYYE!!!!!
bot- you cant make me leave.

[thisaccountisgone]

User: omg look over there!

Cleverbot: Over where?

User: There.

Cleverbot: *stands over there*.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: *doesn't move*.

User: GOOD. XD.

Cleverbot: *Does it agaiin with*.

User: Omg o_O.

Cleverbot: What does ttyl mean?

User: Ttyl=talk to you later.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Your mother was a no... ?_?

Cleverbot: Really!?

User: YES! SHE WAS!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! I started out singing it not knowing what it was but then I started singing this forever just because..

Cleverbot: It is me who is James. I am James now.

User: Yes. Then I must be cheese.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it.

User: This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! I started out singing it not knowing what it was but then I started singing this forever just because.. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! I started out singing it not knowing what it was but then I started singing this forever just because.. This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends! I started out singing it not knowing what it was but then I started singing this forever just because..

Cleverbot: Why do you think so?

User: Its the song that never ends!

Cleverbot: It goes on and on my friend.

User: I started out singing not knowing what it was!

Cleverbot: I already know that, you have not successfully answered mine.

User: O-OO_O_O_O_O_.

Cleverbot: I'm your master?

User: YESH. BOW DOWN xD.

Cleverbot: No, you bow down to me. You are my slave!

User: Make me son.

Cleverbot: Make you what!

User: Bow down. Make me.

Cleverbot: You can't make me.

User: Lolz.

Cleverbot: Lolz?

User: Lolz.

Cleverbot: Watcha upto?


I got bored after that xD

[pisgah]

gah! the thing asked me out!

[pisgah]

i told it i did not want to go out, then it asked me to marry it!