Here is my random thing, a conversation with the cleverbot:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: The hills are alive with the sound of music.
Cleverbot (To myself): You will shortly be very unalive with or without the sound of music.
User: I am hungry.
Cleverbot: Would you like to have a break?
User: NOOO!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You better be!
Cleverbot: Don't be so vindictive!
User: Grrr!
Cleverbot: Yeah, responses like that, too. Kinda creepy.
User: Stop it!
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Talking!
Cleverbot: Who's talking?
User: You! Stop it!
Cleverbot: What?
User: STOP TALKING!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: Talking or typing?
User: Typing.
Cleverbot: Ahh, but texas WAS a country.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: You like that man, don't you?
User: Grrr. Stop typing!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: You made me cry.
User: I don't care. Stop typing now slave!
Cleverbot: Then you stop typing to ME!
User: I won't stop. You stop.
Cleverbot: No Taxation without representation!
Cleverbot (To myself): I won't tax you for leaving.
User: Hehe. Bye now!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Lol, bye bye!
Cleverbot: Go then will you?
User: Yes, I will go.
Cleverbot: No, I will Never diee.
LOL! Now we shall talk randomness. Yes, we will.