Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[Rabies]

Dear _____,
I loved your story about Mexico. I could listen for hours.
You're magnetic. You pick up strays. Don't even let them make it worse.
Take your medicine, and don't try too hard.
I like your new apartment. There's always Squirt in the fridge.
Your wife is beautiful. Sorry I've been so long with the wedding pictures.
Don't die yet.

With love and respect,
A friend.

[Featherhandcuffs]

Dear Marco,

Get between my sister and I again, I swear on my grave you will be sorry about it. You're lucky I don't come there now and speak to you face to face, considering you were too much of a coward to answer the phone. You won't start something between my sister and I again. You have no right to stick your nose were it doesn't need to be. Curiosity killed the cat. Understood?

-Not playing around

[arcтυrυѕ]

Dear lots of people,
I really want you to stop treating my yard like your personal landfill. I'm getting really angry and I'm sick of having to hit your tree branches and soda cans with my mower because then I have to fix it(surprise, surprise) I can't believe you complain about the "trash of ours" on our land and get us in trouble about the trash when YOU threw cans, chip bags and tree branches in OUR yard. Please don't treat our yard (and us) like the trash you throw in our yard.

Thank you for a chance to waste hours of my time,
Blaze
And yet another from me the hater....

Dear________,
You should stop picking on my classmates, teachers and others if you know what's good for you. I am most disgusted by the disgraceful act of picking on those who have a difficult time already, well, you and your follower friends. You also only pick on people who aren't there to defend themselves which shows a lack of courage. To do things in such a devious way you must know better so I'm sure that you must have a different stupid reason for doing so. I've also noticed you never pick on my friends or I for that matter. I suppose I have too many loyal friends for you to try to pick on as you know if a single one of us is picked on, there's another five or so waiting in defense and to protect. I wish more people would start listening to me but you'd be surprised how quickly they change sides when they realize that they too can be protected and after seeing how they won't be alone. It must be a cowardly act then, seeing, that you never seem to attack anyone strong enough to give you a piece of their mind or have a friend that can do so.
Your nightmare,
Blaze

[Palaye Royale]

Dear Clueless boy,
Why dont you see? I have tryed everything people said to do and you still dont notice me, or even get the idea I like you. I have tryed flirting, talking, everything. You. are. blind.
She has you head over heels and she has never spoke a word to you and she is a jerk. I cant even make you stumble.

Its losing something I never had.

Love, Sotet

[meerkatgirl]

Dear you -

I can't believe I've never told you I love you. So here, I love you. You mean everything to me, and I never, ever want to lose you. That being said, please tell me what's wrong. I know something's wrong, and it kills me when we act like everything's fine. I know I sound and act like your mother sometimes, but please, you need to eat more, and sleep, and stay off the caffeine. I just want you to be safe. Like I always have, I love you.

- Love, me

[britneyrox]

Pour mon frère d'une autre mère. <3


Me tu manques. Tu est aimé. Je t'aime beaucoup.


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Peut-être je vais tu voir bientôt.


Je l'espère.


Je t'aime. Retourner.. S'il te plait.


~Votre sœur aimante

[Wildflier vs Slendy]

Dear _____ ________,

I can't believe I ever liked you! After what you did today, you deserve to be shoved in a hellhole. You're such a jerk. Sure, I let my friends tell you that I liked you because I was too shy, but you had NO reason to go and tell your friends about it in the next day! You have ruined my life.

Have a nice life by your self Jack***.

What would have been love, Monkey.

[caats]

dear fellow slider,
I'm sorry I don't feel the same way,
I'm sorry you like me, but I don't like you. I'm sorry I 'broke your heart' when you saw me playing with the other guys and not you. I'm sorry I'm so ' perfect and kind and nice' but I don't like you back. I'm sorry I'm avoiding you. I'm sorry you got in trouble for sometng I did.
please stop following me around and trying to impress me. please stop trying to be as close to me as possible. please stop rummaging through my stuff.
please just stop.

- the suddenly depressed girl in front of you.

dear sister,
why were you the only one who didn't come to say goodbye before I left?
why?

- your sad sister

dear best friend,
as much as I love you, and want to help me out, please stop asking for my pets and sending me tradesand begging for me to accept them. I want to help you get on your feet here, but please stop.

- your annoyed friend

dear life,
make mom and dad stop fighting.

- the person watching format he edge of the room crying.

[shibuki]

Dear uninvited lunch Guest,

You get more annoying by the day. Why did you have to have a crush on HER. I mean, she IS one of the most amazing friends I could have and is beautiful and smart, but really. You're the type of guy who insults you, then retorts with "I'm kidding!". It really hurts. I saw my friend had a hurt look on her face when you were joking around that she was a lesbian. {No, not saying it's bad. It just hurt her feelings}. You tend to insult me most and it hurts. God, you even stuck POLLEN up my friends nose. She's allergic. She was miserable all through lunch, sneezing and coughing the whole time. My other friend was choking and you laughed. You're as stubborn as hell. You give us puppy dog eyes so we will buy him lunch, promising to pay us back, yet he never does. Go. Away.

Unsincerley, WBS

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Dear teacher,

stop mooing at me ;A; It's freaking me out, every time you walk up to me and say "moo".

Sincerely, WBS

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Dear school nurse,

She had a broken arm. And you gave her a tums. What is wrong with you?

Sincerely, WBS

[.sellyfish.]

dear mom,
please care to trust me. just this once. i know what i'm doing. you'll just get in the way later on.
-the daughter you don't know anymore

daddy,
i know it's nothing you can help. i know that you're still there for me. but, dad, we were just getting to a stellar point in the relationship we had never had ever before. it really sucks that i won't see you for another three or so years. but, i guess it's okay. i trust you now.
i love you now.
i'm coming back around to you now.
-me

dearest,most unintelligent self,
stop these thoughts. we all know that they will end up nowhere. you know things will have to perk up. stop stressing yourself out so much. stop being so bummed. you will get through this funk, no matter how long it may take. good things will come around.
most likely.
-you