"Guys, Sauron is coming to destroy all that we know and love."
"Too bad. Its good that isn't Morgoth..." *Shivers*"
"Waitttt.... Morgoth? You mean the really scary, makes Sauron-cower-in-a-hole guy?"
"That's the one."
"Are you okay?"
"Guys, we might have a leeetle problemo here...."