LORD OF THE RINGS!!!

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Aragorn: Gimli, lower your axe.
Legolas: They have feelings, my friend. The elves began it, waking up the trees, teaching them to speak.
Gimli: Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel droppings?

[after falling off from the horse]
Gimli: That was deliberate, it was deliberate.

[Bilbo Baggins.]

XD I'm just watching you guys since I've already done this but I encourage you to do your best to fill up four pages

[Triptune]

I have one, count 'em, ONE, RL friend thats a Ringer. I'm lucky, I know.

I have two. And I'm working on getting two more into it.

Gimli: Oh come on, we can take 'em.
Aragorn: It's a long way.
Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me.
[pauses, looks up at Aragorn]
Gimli: Don't tell the elf.
Aragorn: Not a word.

[a wall of soldiers line the ramparts - the top of Gimli's helm barely peeks over the top]
Gimli: [to Legolas] You could have picked a better spot.

Oh joy. I have exactly one. Whee.

Btw- Here is some Gimli goodness for you guys.
[after the Battle of Helm's Deep] Legolas: Final count, forty-two.
Gimli: Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-three.
Legolas: [takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk that Gimli is sitting on] Forty-three.
Gimli: He was already dead!
Legolas: He was twitching.
Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!

Btw Timewarp, welcome to da club. "You're scottish. Fry something."
"Do you have some apples? I think I'm having a craving! That's new, never had cravings before."
BAD BAD BEANS

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Gimli: If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way around.

[TimeWarp]

Thanks Jayelark. yep, I'm a Whovian too.

"and my axe."

sorry that's ill i can think off right now....my brains not on LotR at this second....

[CodeOtter]

another LoTR fan right here <3 ive always had a crush on frodo

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

His eyes scare me a little sometimes. Only sometimes, though. Legolas is beautiful and so is Faramir.

[CodeOtter]

His eyes scare me a little sometimes. Only sometimes, though. Legolas is beautiful and so is Faramir.

i have a frodo action figure. my mom has a legolas action figure.

LOL look at this:

lego-las.

but its pronounced a diff way. IT SOUNDS LIKE HE LOST HIS LEGOS.

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

His eyes scare me a little sometimes. Only sometimes, though. Legolas is beautiful and so is Faramir.

i have a frodo action figure. my mom has a legolas action figure.

LOL look at this:

lego-las.

but its pronounced a diff way. IT SOUNDS LIKE HE LOST HIS LEGOS.

[CodeOtter]

His eyes scare me a little sometimes. Only sometimes, though. Legolas is beautiful and so is Faramir.

i have a frodo action figure. my mom has a legolas action figure.

LOL look at this:

lego-las.

but its pronounced a diff way. IT SOUNDS LIKE HE LOST HIS LEGOS.

oh gosh. i... i.... *bursts out laughing*