Welcome Home! {Homestuck RP Accepting}

[credence.]

tC: i'M fInE. hOw ArE yOu DoInG mY fAvOrItE wHeElBrO?

[Crookedscissors]

AG: I see you have some knowledge of spider's John.
AG: Quite impressive for a human like you.
AG: Someone who has the idea of pooping on your desk. ::::)
AG: And twirls around in circles.

EB:Hey, all the smart people in the world have thought about pooping on their desk....
EB:twirling in circles is funnnn
EB: u should try it someday.:0

[~The Far East~]

AG: Give me one example of a smart person who has thought a8out pooping on their desk.
AG: I 8elieve there are none.
AG: Plus, I don't waste my time twirling in circles.
AG: And I never will.
AG: It highly unproductive.
AG: The only thing it could possi8ly produce is 8arf.

[Crookedscissors]

EB:Rose is smart and I think she's thought about pooping on her desk once....
EB:twirling in circles can produce being dizzy....

[~The Far East~]

AG: Yes 8ut even I consider Rose as not such a smart person.
AG: In fact, I 8elieve that your species is very stupid.
AG: Except Nick Cage.
AG: He's not stupid at all.
AG: 8ut twirling around in circles doesn't get you anywhere in life.
AG: It wastes your time.

[Crookedscissors]

EB:Okay.
EB:Okay I can't keep up with this argument....
EB:you beat me:]

[~The Far East~]

AG: See.
AG: I'm un8eata8le.
AG: And you know why John?
AG: 8ecause I have all the luck.

[Crookedscissors]

EB:Hm?
EB:all the luck?
EB:how?:o

[~The Far East~]

AG: I have a 8unch of lucky dice.
AG: I am the theif of light.
AG: And I have lucky magic 8 balls.
AG: I think that's a lot of luck to 8e honest. ::::)
AG: Wow, I'm hardly ever honest.


Vriska was holding an 8 ball in her robotic hand. Suddenly, there was a crunch and Vriska looked at the broken 8 ball that lay in her hand. "Just my luck. It's a good thing John can't see me." She said to herself.

[Crookedscissors]

EB:If Dave was here he would laff so hard at you saying 8 magic balls...
EB:WOW Vriska, I wish I had that kind of luck....
EB:Yeah you are hardly ever honest.....
EB:do like, never lose at doing....
EB:anything????????:D