Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[WazzinGator]

Dear _____,

It's really creepy how possessive you are over _____. She's not your little puppet, she's a human being. She has the right to do what she pleases, and hang out with me or other people. PLEASE stop raging when I, or anyone else hangs out with _____. You are very rude and short with anyone who does. It's almost as if you have a crush on her or something, but I know that can't be true because you fancy boys. It just gets WEIRD when you order _____ around; she's your peer. It's even wierder when you order her she can't have a crush on a certain person, or you can't date anyone. Why the heck should you have any sort of say in that? You're freaking me out, and since ____ won't say so, I will. (in this fake, never-to-be-sent letter.)

[palmsprout]

Dear Adam.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I LIKED YOU. I am disgusted at myself.
You are the most selfish, lazy, shallow, stupid, self-centered boy I have EVER MET.
What the heck is wrong with you, making up excuses to stay home from school?! Staying up all night on your iPod, never sleeping, and then sleeping until 5 at night. You used to be fun, but now you are just a lazy, stupid, idiot. I thought you were cute, and it sickens me to think about that now. You are going to ruin your life, and I don't care. You are such a baby, crying when your parents turn off the WiFi so that you can't go on your iPod at night. You are taller than your dad, so you get your way. You hurt your parents, making them do whatever you want. They can't do anything to you! You are stronger than them. UGH. I hate you.
-Me

(I'm not a stalker, I know this much about him because he is my best friend's brother.)

[lucyst]

Dear ______
I hate how you lie to make yourself higher. Its so annoying and everyone knows you lie. Yeah, you totally got a valentine from someone but ripped it up and threw it in the bin before you showed it to your best friend. C'mon. Get real here.

[She's No Man]

Dear Richard,
I'd hate you for flirting with me so much despite your girlfriend but you're just too freaking adorable for me to do so.
... I can't hate you for anything, actually. I love you for still being my friend. And mon grand homme fort. And mon petit puce.
Grose Bisses
Morgan

[~singer4life~]

Dear ~~~~,
I can't dislike you more than I do now. You are so annoying, rude, and all you care about is yourself! You act like your my friend... and I know your not! I know what you say about me behind my back, I find out more things than you know I can find out. So I am going to just stop hiding what I'm thinking about you inside, and I'm done trying to be nice and be your freind.

~Purble

[LiebenWolf]

Dear J,

Seeing as im perfect for you, and your perfect to me all I have to say is, "Get ova your fears pertty boy!! Make a move already!!" Our friends are right you know, we would be perfect and cute together. Well now that ive yelled at you for not asking me out I should go into ellaboration on why exactly im the one for you and your the one for me.

1. I like you...alot
2. I dont care that your a ginger I promise it dosnt sway me
3. If your failing math then let me be you tutor!
4. I play piano and trumpet ya know, if you need key signature help im here
5. If you dont make a move soon im gonna so if you wanna be "a man" ya better hurry =3
6. After Middle school I may not see you anymore because were going to diffrent high schools.

On Monday im gonna say somthing cute and give you my #, you should ask me out then. =) I'll write it on a slip of paper, hand it to ya and say, "You can stop worrying, im single." Than the rest is up to you...

-Wolfie

[Simplistic Beauty]

Dear used to be friend,
Stop messaging me on Facebook and telling me "I hate you", I got the point the last 5 times you sent me a message saying you hated me. I honestly don't care right now and I'm starting to think I should just delete you. Why are you calling sometimes now when your saying you hate me, huh? You know what, just go live your own life and leave me alone.

Sincerly, trying to live m life.

Dear crush,
Why can't you see that I like you? I mean seriously, I'll glance at you in class and one time I even kinda embarassed myself trying to talk my way into your conversation. I'd ask you out but I'm not allowed to date and even if I was I'm just to shy to ask. At the dance you kinda broke m heart in two when I saw you dancing with another girl. I know she likes you and you probably like her back but I can't help what I feel inside.

Love, why can't you see how I feel?

[IAmLink]

Dear sister,

You are selfish.

I am so sick of you and all your bull crap. We may not agree on much because we are polar opposites, but even I can see just how much of a selfish little prick you are.

Our mom does NOT have the money for your stupid cheerleading. Not right now anyways. Would it be so freaking hard for you to just take off for ONE YEAR?!!! Yet you insist on doing it still...and driving our mom to spending all her money on you.

She does SO much for you. And you are never grateful. All you do is b*tch and complain. Nothing is ever perfect enough for you. For God's sake, you are going to be 15 years old! Grow up already! Your whining is driving me nuts and EVERYTHING has to be about YOU! Guess what?! NOBODY CARES!! When I was your age, I had so much more respect for our mom, and I still do. But all you see is what she doesn't do for you.

And nothing is ever your fault. You had a project to do for school. You whined and whined about not having enough time. And yet what did you do all day when you should have been working on it?? You went out with our other sister to have fun for the day. And then you get home and b*tch and whine some more about how much of your project you have left to do.

I am so sick of you. I am so sick of how selfish you are. Of how ungrateful you are. And how the world MUST revolve around you. Learn some freaking humility and stop acting like your little world is the center of the universe.

I can't stand you, and I am ashamed to be this:

Your "big sister"

[zadok.]

Dear Pretentious Butt hole,
You are not a part of my relationship. Don't get all butt hurt when I inform you of this and tell me that my opinion doesn't matter because I don't live in your house. Why should that matter? It's my relationship, and no matter where I'm at, NO ONE should give their input unless ASKED for it. Because you know nothing of our relationship. So you sit on his computer 24-7 and hear our conversations? That doesn't mean you know ANYTHING. You still don't see the private aspect of our relationship. Ever. Grow up, you little bum, and get off the computer that SOMEONE ELSE PAID FOR that is in SOMEONE ELSES ROOM and get a job. You're 21, yet you don't even have your permit to drive? But let me guess. You have some ridiculous little excuse for that too, huh? Whatever. You're not nearly as intelligent as you think you are, but you are pretty manipulative. But that won't get you very far because people will see right through you.
Also, stop pretending that you're entitled to everything in the world. What have you done that makes you so worthy? You've done NOTHING. You are not the ruler of the world. Get some respect, why don't you? You drive me crazy. Oh, and the reason you only attract "crazy" girls is because YOU are crazy. And not in the funny way you believe.
I can't stand you. You are so pretentious. You know nothing about anything. You have a quote by Socrates on Facebook: "A true wise man knows he knows nothing."
What, you think you're wise because you read that quote? You think you're wise because you tell everyone that you know nothing?
Let me tell you something, CHILD, your actions determine what kind of person you are, not what you SAY you are. And you're actions show that you're a pretentious, foolish, big-mouthed, over-opinionated little BRAT.

Sincerely,
Speak To Me That Way One More Time, And I'll Rip You A New A-Hole.

[EWL]

Dear ASP,

I'm so sorry

I have had so much schoolwork lately that I couldn't come on.

It's my fault that I'm so out of the loop now, but I guess that's whatever now.

Heheh

Anyway, love you guys. You're great pack members <3

~~Whind xx