Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[Inactive Acc0Unt]

Dear Guy Who Has Me Tripping,
Geez! I used to hate your guts... But guess what happened!? I am beginning to fall in love with you... Geez, I hate you even more for making me smile and laugh. You always seem to see me trip, stumble, slip, stutter, or make some stupid mistake and laugh. I pretend like I'm going to kill you, but end up tripping again in chasing you. -- All my friends know about my feelings, but they think I just plain like you... It's more than that. I feel warm inside when you're near, and surprisenly I don't feel butterflies. I can't speak, but I laugh and smile at your jokes and somehow joke around too.... I'm jealous of how smart you are and how fast you are, but yet I look up to you in the same way. I strive to be like you in some ways... So my feelings for you are undecided. I really wanna be friends, mainly because if one of my friends says the undecided feelings that I have for you I just really don't want anything to get akward. It's happened so many times in the past, I couldn't bear to have it happen again-- Not with you at least. I really hope we can become friends =]... even though I may seem to hate your guts.
---- Girl Who Looks Up to You

[TannerKin]

Dear_.....
Just because you send me a darn message does not magically make us friends.
Just because i drew a picture you like does not make us friends.
Just because we both like one thing does not mean you can ask me personal stuff.
And lastly, Just because you like me does not stinken mean i like you.

[please delete .]

Dear;

I actually have some friends.. Nah, I'm not happy, I'm not fine, I'm not alright, I'm not happy, I'm sad, lonely,
irritated, irked, careless, numb, on edge, snappish, mean, testy, vicious, snarky, annoyed, mean, and rude.
You are a huge problem, making me snap and snarl at my friends, act like a huge jerk to them for something
they don't even know, am I right? I have a lot of them who were hurt by the things I said just because you always
rub my "fur" the wrong way, and I was hurt by that, too. I've pushed them away and lied to them more than once,
about my day and how I was doing and/or feeling. Still, though, they can always help me back up, and we can be
friends before like nothing had happened. What a cumbersome tether you seem to be, and my judgement feels
eerily correct. Either way, I don't know anything before, nor what I want. Leave me alone.

- Me

[Make_a__Scene]

Panda,

Don't... do that. Just stop now, before you spiral back down into addiction. Elly saw it first, but he's afraid of you; Rinji and I won't hesitate to stop you at any costs. That includes duct tape.
Don't make Penny cry anymore.

More sincerely than you'll ever know,
Sofa

[Uruha]

Dear apparent stalker,

Don't copy me again. Ever.
Do you realize how much your annoying me? Why, no matter how much I hint to you that I don't want to talk,
do you keep pestering me? I don't see why it's so important to you. I swear to god if I get a single class with you
next year, I will KILL myself. You drive me insane, and I need a break. You know, like a, forever kind of break.
I don't really want to see you again, ever. There's very few people that can actually stand you. And you blame everything
on you being just a girl that was home-schooled. Guess what? I was home-schooled, and I'm not a self-centered JERK
that copies what someone does just because I find them alluring. You think I'm hot? I don't care ; that doesn't change
the way I feel about you. Leave me alone. 'Cause when you give me a stress induced heart-attack, I'm coming back
and going poltergeist on your annoying, idiotic repetitive self.

By the way, No. I don't think my best friend is hot.
For your information, I'm not attracted to females - most of them - and the reason
we're always buddy-buddy is because she happens to be one of my best friends. BEST
I'd appreciate if you didn't make the assumption the only reason we're so close is the fact
that we're opposite genders and so therefor we MUST be bumping the uglies, because
that couldn't be more then wrong.

Quit bothering her, she doesn't like it - and better yet,
your making her uncomfortable. I don't hit people for being
annoying to my friends - but she's broken a foot for less. I
wouldn't pester her like that.

Sincerely,
Someone who'd rather rip his own heart out
and feed it to the buzzards then spend four years with you

[autumnsoundtrack]

Dear ________,

Please, stop liking everything I post on Facebook. It is very stalker-ish, and hinting that I should get to know you better because we're going to the same school next year doesn't make it any better. Also, I still remember the time when you were hugging that girl and grabbed her butt instead. And then tried to do that to me too. Please, stop messaging me too. If I don't respond to your first one, then it's okay to resend. But to do that approximately 27 times, is way too much; if I don't respond then, what in the entire world would make you think I'll respond now!! Stop stalking me!! I DUN LIKE U!!!!

Sincerely,

Creeped out Girl.

[cosmic girls]

Dear ___________,
I have been having a crush on you for almost 2 years. You flirt with me and i have got to say that I think you like me. Everyone thinks sooo why not say it to get it over with? Well...I love you soft reddish brown hair and your creamy brown eyes. Oh those eyes are just beautiful. If I could ask you out I would I really would. I love you....

Sincerely, _my name goes here. :3_

[Featherhandcuffs]

Dear You,

I don't think I've ever been so angry. So furious; and as I've told you many times before, I don't get furious. If you want another boy then have him.

-Andras

[TheCatchampion]

Dear Cows,

Did you know how much I love you. To see your spot's of epicness of Spotty Spot Mc.Spot Spot?
Thats right. You have spots. And eyes that are brown, and a nice fat rump, good enough to eat.

Well goodbye cow. Because tomorrow you'll be dead, 'cause I would've
shot you in the head, and send you to the butcher. Then I'll have bacon all week.

[zadok.]

Dear People All Over Facebook,
Stop making statuses about everyone else's statuses. You sound just as stupid.
Sincerely,
me :>