- if your heart was really broken, you'd be dead, so shut up..
-people keep telling me the right person will come along, i think mine got hit by a bus or something.
-officer: how high are you?
me: no officer, it is hi, how are you?
-(picture of draco malfoy in the backround) and the caption says i see you driving round town with the girl i love and i'm like "my father will hear about this"