Some banter between my friends and I.
Me: So... How does a spider become radioactive?
EJ, my best friend: What?
Me: The spider that bit Spiderman. How did it become radioactive in the first place?
ER, my other best friend: Maybe it was bitten by a radioactive human.
Me: Then how did the human become radioactive?
MC, my boyfriend: Maybe it jumped into a big pool filled with radioactiveness.
Me: Can radioactiveness take the form of a liquid?
MC: I dunno, but if it did, I'd drink it so I could be like Spiderman. I'd be Radioactiveness Man!
EJ: I would watch your TV show.
ER: I would write your themesong.
Me: I would be the helpless girl you always save <3
MC: You could be my Mary-Jane <3
EJ: Ew. They're being all lovey again.
ER: I know... I wish I could burn out my eyes with radioactiveness.
Conversations between Dragon Age: Origins characters. Unless you play Dragon Age, you probably won't get these xD.
Leliana: You're not just cold stone. There's a person in there somewhere.
Shale: If there is, it's because I ate him.
Wynne: So then why are your socks in my bedroll?
Alistair: Socks are sneaky like that.
Alistair: Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no.
Warden (Player Character): I'd like to see that.
Alistair: Well, for you maybe. But it would have to be a pretty dress.
Sten: The elves are a pointy-eared people who exel at poverty.
On the loading screen there's a tip that says:
"Make sure you flank the enemy every chance you get. No one will remember you for your failed frontal assault."
Shale: Now, let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That's a girlish thing to do, yes?
Sten: They said there was going to be cake. There is no cake. The cake is a lie.
Me: So... How does a spider become radioactive?
EJ, my best friend: What?
Me: The spider that bit Spiderman. How did it become radioactive in the first place?
ER, my other best friend: Maybe it was bitten by a radioactive human.
Me: Then how did the human become radioactive?
MC, my boyfriend: Maybe it jumped into a big pool filled with radioactiveness.
Me: Can radioactiveness take the form of a liquid?
MC: I dunno, but if it did, I'd drink it so I could be like Spiderman. I'd be Radioactiveness Man!
EJ: I would watch your TV show.
ER: I would write your themesong.
Me: I would be the helpless girl you always save <3
MC: You could be my Mary-Jane <3
EJ: Ew. They're being all lovey again.
ER: I know... I wish I could burn out my eyes with radioactiveness.
Conversations between Dragon Age: Origins characters. Unless you play Dragon Age, you probably won't get these xD.
Leliana: You're not just cold stone. There's a person in there somewhere.
Shale: If there is, it's because I ate him.
Wynne: So then why are your socks in my bedroll?
Alistair: Socks are sneaky like that.
Alistair: Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no.
Warden (Player Character): I'd like to see that.
Alistair: Well, for you maybe. But it would have to be a pretty dress.
Sten: The elves are a pointy-eared people who exel at poverty.
On the loading screen there's a tip that says:
"Make sure you flank the enemy every chance you get. No one will remember you for your failed frontal assault."
Shale: Now, let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That's a girlish thing to do, yes?
Sten: They said there was going to be cake. There is no cake. The cake is a lie.
