Trade Rant Thread [NEW]

[spike.]

i just don't understand some people, pfft.

Hi :3
Im -username removed- and i see you want to trade?
Thats greate, i won't bite and I love trading!!!! :3
K so first there r rules, we all hate em but we need em!!!!!
without rules we'd all turn into jamaIcan dancing monkies. xD
Thats right, monkeymonkeymonky dance!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD XD

ANYWAY. :3

SO.
1. NFT = NEVER for trade. NEVERRRR!!!!!!!! means!!!!!!!!!! never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry for exclamnation abuse and red text, its just that nobody ever reads it otherwise.
If you want my nFT's then ask, i'd love to work something out! :3
apart from Calico and her friends in her group. NFT!!!!!!!!!! calico is my cat, dont take her away shes my bff. <3 <3 and if you do ask for her then no i wont lock it because she deserves some fresh air!!!

2. I want some Ur pets!! I think they are overrated they arent worth uber duber much. :3 So my trade group? Take a look, i"ll love you foreverrr and a daaaaaay *bursts into song* xDD ok...stopping now...

3. If you want to trade with me, use my code word? It's not hard, just find out my middle name. :3 and if your thinking OMFGG I CANT GUESS then it rymes with savannah. but its not Savannah. xD or maybe it is...hmm????? up to you.
i won't cancel if you don't get it right, I'm not a cruel eveil girl. :3

4. and now, Merrylegs has something to say!!!!
-picture of equimagine horse-
"Hi! NEIG! Im merrylegs, -username removed-'s bff!! Apart from Calico and Issac. SO follow the rules and -username removed- willl luv you! gift her a sun dog! make her happy!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

so bye! and go now! TRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

hahahahahahaha.
pure gold.
the bit where it says "gift her a sun dog" made me spit coffee all over my screen. cx

['Possum]

i just don't understand some people, pfft.

Hi :3
Im -username removed- and i see you want to trade?
Thats greate, i won't bite and I love trading!!!! :3
K so first there r rules, we all hate em but we need em!!!!!
without rules we'd all turn into jamaIcan dancing monkies. xD
Thats right, monkeymonkeymonky dance!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD XD

ANYWAY. :3

SO.
1. NFT = NEVER for trade. NEVERRRR!!!!!!!! means!!!!!!!!!! never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry for exclamnation abuse and red text, its just that nobody ever reads it otherwise.
If you want my nFT's then ask, i'd love to work something out! :3
apart from Calico and her friends in her group. NFT!!!!!!!!!! calico is my cat, dont take her away shes my bff. <3 <3 and if you do ask for her then no i wont lock it because she deserves some fresh air!!!

2. I want some Ur pets!! I think they are overrated they arent worth uber duber much. :3 So my trade group? Take a look, i"ll love you foreverrr and a daaaaaay *bursts into song* xDD ok...stopping now...

3. If you want to trade with me, use my code word? It's not hard, just find out my middle name. :3 and if your thinking OMFGG I CANT GUESS then it rymes with savannah. but its not Savannah. xD or maybe it is...hmm????? up to you.
i won't cancel if you don't get it right, I'm not a cruel eveil girl. :3

4. and now, Merrylegs has something to say!!!!
-picture of equimagine horse-
"Hi! NEIG! Im merrylegs, -username removed-'s bff!! Apart from Calico and Issac. SO follow the rules and -username removed- willl luv you! gift her a sun dog! make her happy!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

so bye! and go now! TRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

hahahahahahaha.
pure gold.
the bit where it says "gift her a sun dog" made me spit coffee all over my screen. cx

This makes me want to add them to my Foe's list just so I don't accidentally come across their trade rules and have to read them again. D: That is horrid!

[LaughingBanana]

i just don't understand some people, pfft.

Hi :3
Im -username removed- and i see you want to trade?
Thats greate, i won't bite and I love trading!!!! :3
K so first there r rules, we all hate em but we need em!!!!!
without rules we'd all turn into jamaIcan dancing monkies. xD
Thats right, monkeymonkeymonky dance!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD XD

ANYWAY. :3

SO.
1. NFT = NEVER for trade. NEVERRRR!!!!!!!! means!!!!!!!!!! never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry for exclamnation abuse and red text, its just that nobody ever reads it otherwise.
If you want my nFT's then ask, i'd love to work something out! :3
apart from Calico and her friends in her group. NFT!!!!!!!!!! calico is my cat, dont take her away shes my bff. <3 <3 and if you do ask for her then no i wont lock it because she deserves some fresh air!!!

2. I want some Ur pets!! I think they are overrated they arent worth uber duber much. :3 So my trade group? Take a look, i"ll love you foreverrr and a daaaaaay *bursts into song* xDD ok...stopping now...

3. If you want to trade with me, use my code word? It's not hard, just find out my middle name. :3 and if your thinking OMFGG I CANT GUESS then it rymes with savannah. but its not Savannah. xD or maybe it is...hmm????? up to you.
i won't cancel if you don't get it right, I'm not a cruel eveil girl. :3

4. and now, Merrylegs has something to say!!!!
-picture of equimagine horse-
"Hi! NEIG! Im merrylegs, -username removed-'s bff!! Apart from Calico and Issac. SO follow the rules and -username removed- willl luv you! gift her a sun dog! make her happy!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

so bye! and go now! TRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

hahahahahahaha.
pure gold.
the bit where it says "gift her a sun dog" made me spit coffee all over my screen. cx

" I want some Ur pets!! I think they are overrated they arent worth uber duber much. :3"
*stares at* no. No they're not... I love them.

And how on EARTH are we supposed to find your middle name? Do you expect us to guess every single thing that ryhmes with Savannah or stalk your posts >:/


Sorry, just sorta got annoyed
"Gift her a sun dog"
...Why?

['Possum]

i just don't understand some people, pfft.

Hi :3
Im -username removed- and i see you want to trade?
Thats greate, i won't bite and I love trading!!!! :3
K so first there r rules, we all hate em but we need em!!!!!
without rules we'd all turn into jamaIcan dancing monkies. xD
Thats right, monkeymonkeymonky dance!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD XD

ANYWAY. :3

SO.
1. NFT = NEVER for trade. NEVERRRR!!!!!!!! means!!!!!!!!!! never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry for exclamnation abuse and red text, its just that nobody ever reads it otherwise.
If you want my nFT's then ask, i'd love to work something out! :3
apart from Calico and her friends in her group. NFT!!!!!!!!!! calico is my cat, dont take her away shes my bff. <3 <3 and if you do ask for her then no i wont lock it because she deserves some fresh air!!!

2. I want some Ur pets!! I think they are overrated they arent worth uber duber much. :3 So my trade group? Take a look, i"ll love you foreverrr and a daaaaaay *bursts into song* xDD ok...stopping now...

3. If you want to trade with me, use my code word? It's not hard, just find out my middle name. :3 and if your thinking OMFGG I CANT GUESS then it rymes with savannah. but its not Savannah. xD or maybe it is...hmm????? up to you.
i won't cancel if you don't get it right, I'm not a cruel eveil girl. :3

4. and now, Merrylegs has something to say!!!!
-picture of equimagine horse-
"Hi! NEIG! Im merrylegs, -username removed-'s bff!! Apart from Calico and Issac. SO follow the rules and -username removed- willl luv you! gift her a sun dog! make her happy!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

so bye! and go now! TRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

hahahahahahaha.
pure gold.
the bit where it says "gift her a sun dog" made me spit coffee all over my screen. cx

" I want some Ur pets!! I think they are overrated they arent worth uber duber much. :3"
*stares at* no. No they're not... I love them.

And how on EARTH are we supposed to find your middle name? Do you expect us to guess every single thing that ryhmes with Savannah or stalk your posts >:/


Sorry, just sorta got annoyed
"Gift her a sun dog"
...Why?

Because she's "uber duber" annoying. Maybe if you give her a Sun Dog she'll go away and never bother any one again.
I doubt it though.

[LaughingBanana]

i just don't understand some people, pfft.

Hi :3
Im -username removed- and i see you want to trade?
Thats greate, i won't bite and I love trading!!!! :3
K so first there r rules, we all hate em but we need em!!!!!
without rules we'd all turn into jamaIcan dancing monkies. xD
Thats right, monkeymonkeymonky dance!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD XD

ANYWAY. :3

SO.
1. NFT = NEVER for trade. NEVERRRR!!!!!!!! means!!!!!!!!!! never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry for exclamnation abuse and red text, its just that nobody ever reads it otherwise.
If you want my nFT's then ask, i'd love to work something out! :3
apart from Calico and her friends in her group. NFT!!!!!!!!!! calico is my cat, dont take her away shes my bff. <3 <3 and if you do ask for her then no i wont lock it because she deserves some fresh air!!!

2. I want some Ur pets!! I think they are overrated they arent worth uber duber much. :3 So my trade group? Take a look, i"ll love you foreverrr and a daaaaaay *bursts into song* xDD ok...stopping now...

3. If you want to trade with me, use my code word? It's not hard, just find out my middle name. :3 and if your thinking OMFGG I CANT GUESS then it rymes with savannah. but its not Savannah. xD or maybe it is...hmm????? up to you.
i won't cancel if you don't get it right, I'm not a cruel eveil girl. :3

4. and now, Merrylegs has something to say!!!!
-picture of equimagine horse-
"Hi! NEIG! Im merrylegs, -username removed-'s bff!! Apart from Calico and Issac. SO follow the rules and -username removed- willl luv you! gift her a sun dog! make her happy!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

so bye! and go now! TRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

hahahahahahaha.
pure gold.
the bit where it says "gift her a sun dog" made me spit coffee all over my screen. cx

" I want some Ur pets!! I think they are overrated they arent worth uber duber much. :3"
*stares at* no. No they're not... I love them.

And how on EARTH are we supposed to find your middle name? Do you expect us to guess every single thing that ryhmes with Savannah or stalk your posts >:/


Sorry, just sorta got annoyed
"Gift her a sun dog"
...Why?

Because she's "uber duber" annoying. Maybe if you give her a Sun Dog she'll go away and never bother any one again.
I doubt it though.

No, I think she might glue herself to you... XD

[honeybug]

Okay, WTH?
I understand "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFT" (well, I don't in the idea of too many "Ever"s, but you know, it makes sense) but "NEFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" is just plain ridiculous. I saw it in someone's groups and I nearly spit out the brownie I was eating.

If I was to translate "NEFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" it would come to:

Never Ever For For For For For For For For For For For For For Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade.

And that doesn't even make any sense.

[-Compass-]

Meh. Gift a sun dog- I would send a messge saying: No, I won't give you a sun dog for FREE, you have to earn it. Also UR pets are defo not over-rated.

And LOL for NEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

['Possum]

Okay, WTH?
I understand "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFT" (well, I don't in the idea of too many "Ever"s, but you know, it makes sense) but "NEFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" is just plain ridiculous. I saw it in someone's groups and I nearly spit out the brownie I was eating.
If I was to translate "NEFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" it would come to:

Never Ever For For For For For For For For For For For For For Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade Trade.

And that doesn't even make any sense.

lol!
Maybe they have a stuttering problem?
Seriously, I can laugh about that because I had a serious stuttering problem when I was younger
I never stuttered when I typed like that though. Geeze! That's a baaaaaaad case there.

[SnowStar]

i just don't understand some people, pfft.

Hi :3
Im -username removed- and i see you want to trade?
Thats greate, i won't bite and I love trading!!!! :3
K so first there r rules, we all hate em but we need em!!!!!
without rules we'd all turn into jamaIcan dancing monkies. xD
Thats right, monkeymonkeymonky dance!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD XD

ANYWAY. :3

SO.
1. NFT = NEVER for trade. NEVERRRR!!!!!!!! means!!!!!!!!!! never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry for exclamnation abuse and red text, its just that nobody ever reads it otherwise.
If you want my nFT's then ask, i'd love to work something out! :3
apart from Calico and her friends in her group. NFT!!!!!!!!!! calico is my cat, dont take her away shes my bff. <3 <3 and if you do ask for her then no i wont lock it because she deserves some fresh air!!!

2. I want some Ur pets!! I think they are overrated they arent worth uber duber much. :3 So my trade group? Take a look, i"ll love you foreverrr and a daaaaaay *bursts into song* xDD ok...stopping now...

3. If you want to trade with me, use my code word? It's not hard, just find out my middle name. :3 and if your thinking OMFGG I CANT GUESS then it rymes with savannah. but its not Savannah. xD or maybe it is...hmm????? up to you.
i won't cancel if you don't get it right, I'm not a cruel eveil girl. :3

4. and now, Merrylegs has something to say!!!!
-picture of equimagine horse-
"Hi! NEIG! Im merrylegs, -username removed-'s bff!! Apart from Calico and Issac. SO follow the rules and -username removed- willl luv you! gift her a sun dog! make her happy!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

so bye! and go now! TRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

hahahahahahaha.
pure gold.
the bit where it says "gift her a sun dog" made me spit coffee all over my screen. cx

I want to know who this person is that has these rules, I want to foe them just because of how bad they are. Dx

[saorsa-]

So I got this: X a couple of days ago. Sent as a suggestion, was a bid for my red toxic, which I still haven't traded away. Both of the pets were on my wishlist and so forth. Well, I waited a couple of days, to see what other bids I would get before trying to make this fair, and I told them that.

*Time passes, ect.*

I finally decided that I wanted something higher on the list for just the red toxic, or I wanted to trade it and several other pets for one of my dreamies. Well, I still wanted to trade for the cat, so I send this -> X I added the 2012 dog because it was on their WL, and the 2009 dog I offered wasn't.

But then the user canceled, saying "nft."

=_=

If it was not for trade, why did you offer it in the first place?! Gargh. I can understand only wanting to trade it for certain pets, yeah, but if it is completely nft, then don't bother taunting me with it. Ugh. I'm really not super angry about this, it just kind of irked me.

On another note...

1. No message.
2. Ready to accept.

The worst part?

3. They joined in January of 2011. :(

Caution!!!! :May cause extreme eye burning.
XXXX