Chuck Norris Jokes!

[Rylie101]

This is the place to put the awesome cheesy Chuck Norris jokes that people either never heard or heard a million times! Please keep it child friendly since we are in the general discussion part of chickensmoothie.


I'll start, Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

[waistcoat&converse]

When Chuck Norris plays scrabble jrtnbuik is a word

[Thelastsilhouette]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him xD

[Ravetta]

God spoke: "Let there be light."
And Chuck Norris said: "Say please!"


Oh, and type in in Google search "Find Chuck Norris", click I'm feeling lucky, and look what happens! XD

[ShadowWolf~]

Eminem: I'm not afraid..
Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie.
:3

[*Midnight Stars*]

Chuck Norris can travel round the world in yesterday.

[Thomas Hickey]

those are so old i heard way to many of the chuck norris jokes

[Law]

This youtube video has a lot xD

"Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating"

[Rylie101]

Chuck Norris was an only child... eventually.

[yohomeycoolcat]

Thats all I have to say XD!