Dear Puppehz~By Frost

[indebted]

Hai everyone. I'm doing a nice piece for dazzler. I will try to fit in a few more ideas. Me and dazzler both realize we are losing the natural laughing bit of Dear Puppehz, so we will try harder.

Dear Puppehz,
So today totally sucked. I went to the doctor and guess what? I've got some crazy disease that nobody even knows about. So now I am sitting in a freaking hospital room with a needle stuck in my arm with doctors swarming around trying to identify my disease. Yeah. REALLY great. So Jade has been rocketing around school telling lies that I have become insane. Bleh.

And Jade deleted our comments from the Animalbook.com page and now I feel totally horrible. Very horrible. Riddle brought me flowers and a get well card BBBBBUUUUTTT....The sweet scent of the flowers attracted mosquitoes and they bit me to death. The card attracted millions of kindergartens, and the kindergardeners were oh so loud. So today sucked. And let me tell you, the hospital food is horrible.

What was supposed to be "Fine and beautiful noodles" looked like "Fine and dirty worms swimming in mud". And what was supposed to be "Fresh and sweet lemonade" looked like "Mangy buggy pucker lemonade". And it tasted like that too. Boo. And what did I get after this? Jade screaming and screaming that I was insane. And just LOOK at my Catbook and Animalbook page!

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Hey, I'm Frost! How are you all doing, having fun? I am 19 years old and I'm royalty, as some of you know. I go to Catvard, the famous school, you know? I live in Animalvania, Catolin Avenue, 3847, my ZIP number is 3845. I have a mum named Jessiebear, a dad named...I don't know, but we call him Robot Dad, and I've got an ultra annoying sister named Jade.

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Taylor said: Yeah right, in your dreams, Jade is NOT annoying, stupid! Jade is ultra awesome and she's really nice, phooey to you, she is actually very nice, though I hear that you aren't.
Mei-Mei said: Come on, Frost can't be that bad?
Frost said: Thank you Mei-Mei for sticking up for me.
Mei-Mei said: Hey no pr-
Taylor said: You people are just jealous of Jade. You're too jealous of her good louks and her popularity. And Mei-Mei is a foreign exchange student, what does she know?
Frost said: Learn to spell, smart-aleck. Look, not "Louk". And shut up, just because Mei-Mei is a foreign exchange from China, doesn't mean she's stupid.
Taylor said: Omg! You are so mean! I am so getting my friends to troll your page!
Mei-Mei said: Don't worry, Frost, they won't-
Jemmy said: TROLL TROLLL TROLL! YOU SUCK FROST!
Kento said: TROLL! GO JEMMY! YOU SUCK FROST!
Sageo said: u sck frost, u shud lrn 2 spel, i an tylr do nt care if we dn't spel right cuz it dosn't mater. u suck, u just suck. lyk tylr sad, ur jelous.
AJ said: Die, Frost, die.
Jemoka said: Frost, hw cn u do sch a thng? ur jelos of jde so dn't thnk ur gret or nythng. u sck u sck.
Liso said: die frost die u r hrrible.

I think I am going to die crying. And my catbook page is too ugly to bear. Someone hacked into the catbook administrator's account and changed my page background so that there were rotten eggs and toilet paper streamed about it! Ugh! Oh my gawd, Pup, I am so scared.

Frost

[brambletalon98]

oh noez, D: poor Frost..

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[Let me go over something...
Bella
Frost
Riddle
Karrl
KC
Jessiebear
Robot Dad
Jade]
Dear Puppehz,
O.M.G. My sister has powers! *Freaks out and runs all around* I mean, I was just sitting on the couch, watching TV and sighing. And then guess what happened?
Must have remote....Must change channel....
I'll change it...
And then Bella LITERALLY made it levitate! I freaked out. I mean, who has a sister that can levitate things?
How...Did ya do that?
Bella sighed and sat down.
I think I have a lot of explaining to do. When I was born, you immediately knew that I wouldn't be much fun. And I could see it in your eyes, the hatred. But I needed to protect you. I'm not really your sister. I was adopted. Jessiebear and Robot Dad aren't really your mom and dad. We were both adopted. Your name is not Frost, it's Princess Jenka. Mom and dad are secret agents, entrusted with the job of keeping you safe and raising you to live a normal life. We're blood sisters. But you see, we were born with powers, and our mom and dad couldn't take care of us. So Jessiebear and Robot Dad take care of us. My name is Agent Ellbay. And your name will be Agent Enkajay. Bella and Jenka with pig latin.
I stared at her.
So...I'm a secret agent?
Yes. And I'm going to train you. Come on, let's report to Agent Iddleray. She's the head of all Secret Agents.
How come you never told me! You never told me anything! I could have used my powers to conquer Jade! Wait, Jade's our sister, right? So she'd have powers too. Does that mean SHE was protecting me all along?
Not Jade. She's not our sister, she's not related to us in any way. She's just been stubborn, annoying Jade.
Yeah. Let's go report to headquarters.

So we got there. And guess what? RIDDLE was Agent Iddleray!
Riddle!
So, Agent Ellbay, you told her?
Yes ma'am.
Wait, Iddleray. You were just my friend because of my powers? Because you wanted me?
No, Frost! Why would I do that? I never even knew you were Princess Jenka!
Her eyes were brimming with tears full of sorrow and pain.
Sorry, Agent Iddleray, but I thought you were truly my friend. Now you're just a companion, someone that just tells me what to do.
Never, Frost! Even if I AM your boss, we can still be friends! We can still spend time together! We can always be friends! This would never change anything. You're the most important thing to me in the world, Frost. I would never do anything like that.
What! But, Agent Iddleray! You said...you said I was important to you!
You are, Bella. But you are too formal. I am still a pup, a pup that wants to have fun! I think you are much too formal, Bella. Why, you have not the heart to call me Riddle for once! And Frost does.

[indebted]

I feel like pizza.
What??? We're talking about serious stuff and you want pizza?
No! I feel like someone's watching us. 'Cause that's what pizza feels like when it's looking the other way and you gobble it up.
Oh..That. I forgot to tell you, this is your first test. Good luck!
Then Bella hopped into Riddle's chair and both of them disapeared into a hole. Cowards.

[brambletalon98]

Oh wow, epic Agentnesss ^o^

[indebted]

You guys should expect daily, and I might be able to fit something in, but it's Christmas so maybe or maybe not.

[Betta132]

More? Awesomeness!!!!!! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!! *runs around bouncing off walls* WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!!! Aaaah, maybe I'm getting that disease that - oh, look! A pink echidna!!! - makes you go dfhcsdssdvgfhxvfgdfhdvfdvfdvfdfvdfvfvdfvfxvfxf! Yup, I got it. . (no disrespect to anyone who really is crazy.)

[indebted]

I lufflez cookies!

(That was random. I have writer's block.