LORD OF THE RINGS!!!

[Bilbo Baggins.]

"Legolas! Two already!"
"I'm on seventeen!"
"What?? I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!"

[SamhokuFoopets]

*Legolas kills Elephant*

"Thats still only counts as one!"

[Bilbo Baggins.]

"Certainty of death, small chance of success... what are we waiting for?"

[SamhokuFoopets]

"You young Rascles! And...and smoking!"
*pippin puffs*

[Bilbo Baggins.]

"Salted pork?"

[SamhokuFoopets]

Hahaha. My mind is drawing up a blank for Gimli now.
Ohhh I just remembered one
"The new Gandalf is grumpier then the old one."

[Bilbo Baggins.]

the last one I can think of is "He was twitching because my ax is embedded in his nervous system!"

ohh, I just thought of one... "I cannot jump the distance so you'll have to toss me! oh- uh, don't tell the elf!" or what about "Nobody tosses a dwarf." *jumps across; falls backward; gets grabbed by beard* "NOT THE BEARD!!"

[SamhokuFoopets]

Hahahaha.

Oh remembred another
"You know there arn't very many dwaf women. And they are so few that they are often mistaken to Dwarf Men."
*the beards*
*oh*
"And people think they just Pop out of holes in the ground!"
*laughs*
"But of course that is just ridiculous."

[Bilbo Baggins.]

*falls off horse* "That was deliberate!*

[SamhokuFoopets]

Okay now I think my mind is blank.......

On to the next person! XD

"This was just a detor a Shortcut."
"A short cut to what?"
"The Mushrooms."
*all practically kill each other for the mushrooms.*