Trade Rant Thread

[Verd]

I know. I hear from my friends sometimes about trade in real life.
Thats the only proof, and it really doesnt count XD

No one said we were ever back on topic.. Bwa ha ha

[Tess]

yeah most often if someone is reported to us it's when they have something like a second set of the months newborns, but all given to them by the same user.

[JadeiteWren]

'Please, I Have Got No Candy And Have Looked EveryWhere But I Read How you Don't Trade Stuff So Sorry For The Inconvienince' (??? so why did you send the trade??)

'take good care of him is not enen a week old yet!!!!!
i would like kind of horse in reaturn please(full grown) thank you' (offering me a newborn 2nd gen)

'plz can u trade me fr somthing cool plz?'

'ok i have a question could i make costom pets or could i have one' (yes this was sent as a trade message asking for a free item)

'Hello, do you have any pets?' (??? no, really?)

'hey i really like that dog and i have two of theese rats
please trade' (put a dog on my side but there were no rats to speak of on either side)

this final one takes the cake. this person sent me and nick a worse PM too, they clearly just wanted to be banned but didn't realise we would ban their other accounts at the same time. I bring to you, Trade Master 31st;

'hump my ass bitch'

XD Wow... Those are the most amazing worst trade messages ever.

[Died]

*offtopic*
My signature is now awesome.

[Tess]

XD Wow... Those are the most amazing worst trade messages ever.

I'm sure there are more terrible ones I just flicked through some of my old cancelled trades xD

[Died]

XD Wow... Those are the most amazing worst trade messages ever.

I'm sure there are more terrible ones I just flicked through some of my old cancelled trades xD

Let's see more =o

[Fiery Gatoh]

And I thought that I recieved some pretty lousy trade messages xD

[Tess]

XD Wow... Those are the most amazing worst trade messages ever.

I'm sure there are more terrible ones I just flicked through some of my old cancelled trades xD

Let's see more =o

oh yeah this one is really bizarre. I think I just don't speak trade.

'you forget three pet tess' - was offering me a rat I already had. nothing else. I just don't know what they meant.

[gay]

I thought the trade messages I got were bad enough. xD But hey, the last one takes the prize. It was good they didn´t say that to a small child, tho.

[Verd]

Yeah. Me too.

I think my best one was:

Long story short (not the message, the story)
OKay. THis n00b sent me like, 1088261782542835 bad trades.
Payback. I sent one,
Message

HA HA HOW DO YOU LIKE IT

offering vixen for a drink me, eat me, other, ect.ect.

they cancel with:

uumm ur so stupid i have that horse and hahahahah ur just dumb