Trade Rant Thread [NEW RULE]

[Lakota333]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=13537189&userid=145852&signature=oMp5w4pxE00LRIcOVW2O7w

I thought this was rant worthy... Worst part was that the user is from 2009.

[Allizia]

Uh....just becaus th cake dog is for Nicks birthday, doesnt mean its a nick pet o.e
Plus its on your wishlist.
If you dont want nick pets, dont put them on your wishlist.

And dont yell at me for adding a nick cake dog.
Its not a Nick pet, its a birthday pet FOR nick.
Its on your wishlist
-rolls eyes-

[lkjhgfdsamnbvcxz]

Ok, that's just a lol
The user sent me this few days ago. I cancelled, saying that was very unfair and the leopard '10 advent is alone worth more than what they offer.
I get a trade right now from them, with THIS message:

first of all just to get this striaght in the last trade you said that the lepord alone is worth more than all four pets i traded well take it this way my friend has been on this web for 6 days and she has it and i have anger issues soo... i was going bilistic i had to be in a mental hospital for two days just because of you well if i get any angryer what will happen bust boy

That's a new sort of begging\sob story, havent had one like it before! Threatening me Im damaging their health if I cancel trades they think are fair. But something tells me no parents, even very busy or careless ones, would let a child actually having health problems because of internet use it.
After I cancelled their trade saying they shouldnt play online games if they damage their health, they sent me a PM.

GOODIE TWO SHOES Eh

Im clueless what that means...

This made me laugh out loud. 8D Pretty creative, actually.

[Nonexistent]

Ok, that's just a lol
The user sent me this few days ago. I cancelled, saying that was very unfair and the leopard '10 advent is alone worth more than what they offer.
I get a trade right now from them, with THIS message:

first of all just to get this striaght in the last trade you said that the lepord alone is worth more than all four pets i traded well take it this way my friend has been on this web for 6 days and she has it and i have anger issues soo... i was going bilistic i had to be in a mental hospital for two days just because of you well if i get any angryer what will happen bust boy

That's a new sort of begging\sob story, havent had one like it before! Threatening me Im damaging their health if I cancel trades they think are fair. But something tells me no parents, even very busy or careless ones, would let a child actually having health problems because of internet use it.
After I cancelled their trade saying they shouldnt play online games if they damage their health, they sent me a PM.

GOODIE TWO SHOES Eh

Im clueless what that means...

Lolwut. That's the oddest story I've heard.

[Samurai!]

Ok, that's just a lol
The user sent me this few days ago. I cancelled, saying that was very unfair and the leopard '10 advent is alone worth more than what they offer.
I get a trade right now from them, with THIS message:

first of all just to get this striaght in the last trade you said that the lepord alone is worth more than all four pets i traded well take it this way my friend has been on this web for 6 days and she has it and i have anger issues soo... i was going bilistic i had to be in a mental hospital for two days just because of you well if i get any angryer what will happen bust boy

That's a new sort of begging\sob story, havent had one like it before! Threatening me Im damaging their health if I cancel trades they think are fair. But something tells me no parents, even very busy or careless ones, would let a child actually having health problems because of internet use it.
After I cancelled their trade saying they shouldnt play online games if they damage their health, they sent me a PM.

GOODIE TWO SHOES Eh

Im clueless what that means...

This made me laugh out loud. 8D Pretty creative, actually.

Not really... T_T *unamused face*

If they took the second to think about what they said, they'd realize how pitifully unbelievable their tale is.

[clarabow]

Ok, that's just a lol
The user sent me this few days ago. I cancelled, saying that was very unfair and the leopard '10 advent is alone worth more than what they offer.
I get a trade right now from them, with THIS message:

first of all just to get this striaght in the last trade you said that the lepord alone is worth more than all four pets i traded well take it this way my friend has been on this web for 6 days and she has it and i have anger issues soo... i was going bilistic i had to be in a mental hospital for two days just because of you well if i get any angryer what will happen bust boy

That's a new sort of begging\sob story, havent had one like it before! Threatening me Im damaging their health if I cancel trades they think are fair. But something tells me no parents, even very busy or careless ones, would let a child actually having health problems because of internet use it.
After I cancelled their trade saying they shouldnt play online games if they damage their health, they sent me a PM.

GOODIE TWO SHOES Eh

Im clueless what that means...

Lolwut. That's the oddest story I've heard.

Ha. That kid does have some issues. I feel sorry for them, having to think they need to go to those lengths in order to have their trade accepted. And goodie two shoes? That's just irrelevant to... everything.

[Palaye Royale]

Someones trade rules:

I have few rules and they aren't very strict:

1.If you want one of my pets and offer to trade it...
a)Make sure its fair.And if I change one of my pets and you change it right back to how it was,your trade will be AUTOMATICALLY canceled.

2.Don't offer 6 or 7 commons or 4 uncommons for 1,2,or 3 of my pets.Trade will be AUTOMATICALLY canceled.

3.if I have 1 pet in your section of the trade thingy and nothing in mine and I send a suggestion to you,don't assume I'm trying to steal your pet.I'm not.I'm sending a SUGGESTION to you so you can add pets to MY section for your pet(s).

4.If you put 4 uncommon pets and a few items in your section and 10 common pets in my section,or vise versa,don't even think about sending the trade.I will cancel it.

5.Don't send me a trade with ANY spiders!I will cancel trade.

If you are already my friend then ignore these.Oh and one more rule:

6.Do NOT,I repeat NOT,friend me just so you can get some stuff for free.I WILL FOE YOU OR REPORT YOU!!

If you read these put 'Magma' or 'Razorclaw' in your message box.

And the message at the bottom was really that size...
and she goes over the same thing pretty much...

[Allizia]

Am I the only one who hates getting messages like this?

I will give you ANYTHING AT ALL for this. Please, take your pick. ANYTHING AT ALL.

Expecially blank sided trades

[-Obsidian]

Someones trade rules:

I have few rules and they aren't very strict:

1.If you want one of my pets and offer to trade it...
a)Make sure its fair.And if I change one of my pets and you change it right back to how it was,your trade will be AUTOMATICALLY canceled.

2.Don't offer 6 or 7 commons or 4 uncommons for 1,2,or 3 of my pets.Trade will be AUTOMATICALLY canceled.

3.if I have 1 pet in your section of the trade thingy and nothing in mine and I send a suggestion to you,don't assume I'm trying to steal your pet.I'm not.I'm sending a SUGGESTION to you so you can add pets to MY section for your pet(s).

4.If you put 4 uncommon pets and a few items in your section and 10 common pets in my section,or vise versa,don't even think about sending the trade.I will cancel it.

5.Don't send me a trade with ANY spiders!I will cancel trade.

If you are already my friend then ignore these.Oh and one more rule:

6.Do NOT,I repeat NOT,friend me just so you can get some stuff for free.I WILL FOE YOU OR REPORT YOU!!

If you read these put 'Magma' or 'Razorclaw' in your message box.

And the message at the bottom was really that size...
and she goes over the same thing pretty much...

How silly to put a codeword that size.
Codewords are pretty pointless in themselves, in my eyes, but trying to read tiny text when all you want to do if send a trade...

[PiRho]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 3Tx7C_HCfw

Ready to accept and everything. They did say please though so I guess that means I gotta do it.