Trade Rant Thread [NEW RULE]

[lkjhgfdsamnbvcxz]

i always find the weirdest people...all that profile-stalking, i guess. ;-;'

Hello.tahnk you for trading with me 2day.
id like to dwell on how greatfull I am that u want to trade with me.This is the part where you kiss my feet.
No really, KISS MY FEET. KISS MY FREAKING FET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway.
i'd like to remind u that none of my pets are 4trade, apart from the following:
PETs in my "CRAP" group.
pets i don't like.
pets i hate.
pets that disgust me.
Pets I want to get rid off.
don't offer wishlist, just because I say I like them doesn't mean im telling turth!!!!!!!!!!
everyone follow these rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and my wishlist is all 2008 OMGSR and I expect them all as gifts.

my word.

I think this is a weak attempt at trolling.

[mandalorian]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 5NebW25P0A
When i saw this i went blind

[Palaye Royale]

They sent me this:
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=13506906&userid=116508&signature=cyJEqtqM3soE4nZ_bIBjtg
When the pet is ungrouped
My simple trade rules are:
A beautiful, purple eyed, black wolf with wings walks towrads you as you enter a dark cave. Hello! she says, welcome to Cupcakes trades!

Pet's name: Sotet (means"Dark") NFT
I take care of the rules, so here they are:
*Make sure you send fair trades.
*Do NOT offer on Cupcakes ungrouped pets!
*Please for the sake of god, do not offer on me!

So I though I would troll, I added a 2010 VR store pet....
Her message back was:
ohhhh yeeeeah im willing to give !!!U! !!!! 1this one!!1
Can anyone understand that?

[Spence]

i always find the weirdest people...all that profile-stalking, i guess. ;-;'

Hello.tahnk you for trading with me 2day.
id like to dwell on how greatfull I am that u want to trade with me.This is the part where you kiss my feet.
No really, KISS MY FEET. KISS MY FREAKING FET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway.
i'd like to remind u that none of my pets are 4trade, apart from the following:
PETs in my "CRAP" group.
pets i don't like.
pets i hate.
pets that disgust me.
Pets I want to get rid off.
don't offer wishlist, just because I say I like them doesn't mean im telling turth!!!!!!!!!!
everyone follow these rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and my wishlist is all 2008 OMGSR and I expect them all as gifts.

my word.

... /eye twitch/

[lkjhgfdsamnbvcxz]

They sent me this:
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=13506906&userid=116508&signature=cyJEqtqM3soE4nZ_bIBjtg
When the pet is ungrouped
My simple trade rules are:
A beautiful, purple eyed, black wolf with wings walks towrads you as you enter a dark cave. Hello! she says, welcome to Cupcakes trades!

Pet's name: Sotet (means"Dark") NFT
I take care of the rules, so here they are:
*Make sure you send fair trades.
*Do NOT offer on Cupcakes ungrouped pets!
*Please for the sake of god, do not offer on me!

So I though I would troll, I added a 2010 VR store pet....
Her message back was:
ohhhh yeeeeah im willing to give !!!U! !!!! 1this one!!1
Can anyone understand that?

Lock the group.

[Palaye Royale]

They sent me this:
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=13506906&userid=116508&signature=cyJEqtqM3soE4nZ_bIBjtg
When the pet is ungrouped
My simple trade rules are:
A beautiful, purple eyed, black wolf with wings walks towrads you as you enter a dark cave. Hello! she says, welcome to Cupcakes trades!

Pet's name: Sotet (means"Dark") NFT
I take care of the rules, so here they are:
*Make sure you send fair trades.
*Do NOT offer on Cupcakes ungrouped pets!
*Please for the sake of god, do not offer on me!

So I though I would troll, I added a 2010 VR store pet....
Her message back was:
ohhhh yeeeeah im willing to give !!!U! !!!! 1this one!!1
Can anyone understand that?

Lock the group.

Well thats the point. Did that person read my rules?

[lkjhgfdsamnbvcxz]

They sent me this:
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=13506906&userid=116508&signature=cyJEqtqM3soE4nZ_bIBjtg
When the pet is ungrouped
My simple trade rules are:
A beautiful, purple eyed, black wolf with wings walks towrads you as you enter a dark cave. Hello! she says, welcome to Cupcakes trades!

Pet's name: Sotet (means"Dark") NFT
I take care of the rules, so here they are:
*Make sure you send fair trades.
*Do NOT offer on Cupcakes ungrouped pets!
*Please for the sake of god, do not offer on me!

So I though I would troll, I added a 2010 VR store pet....
Her message back was:
ohhhh yeeeeah im willing to give !!!U! !!!! 1this one!!1
Can anyone understand that?

Lock the group.

Well thats the point. Did that person read my rules?

But you've left it unlocked. ._.

[Palaye Royale]

They sent me this:
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=13506906&userid=116508&signature=cyJEqtqM3soE4nZ_bIBjtg
When the pet is ungrouped
My simple trade rules are:
A beautiful, purple eyed, black wolf with wings walks towrads you as you enter a dark cave. Hello! she says, welcome to Cupcakes trades!

Pet's name: Sotet (means"Dark") NFT
I take care of the rules, so here they are:
*Make sure you send fair trades.
*Do NOT offer on Cupcakes ungrouped pets!
*Please for the sake of god, do not offer on me!

So I though I would troll, I added a 2010 VR store pet....
Her message back was:
ohhhh yeeeeah im willing to give !!!U! !!!! 1this one!!1
Can anyone understand that?

Lock the group.

Well thats the point. Did that person read my rules?

But you've left it unlocked. ._.

Yes I know, I want to know if they read my rules.

[Typical Aquarius]

Rant: I just found someone whose 'codeword' was so tiny, you could hardly make out the works. Upon closer inspection, it read "I hate codewords, but mine is:..."
If you hate codewords, why do you have one, and why do you make it so smal, that no one would be able to read it??

[Mythicwave]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=13506903&userid=244504&signature=kJYNc7jzilDc5NebW25P0A
When i saw this i went blind

I had to laugh a little when seeing that. But I know what its like to receive a trade that you consider really, really bad.
I already ranted about it, but seeing your trade reminded me of this trade I got: They werent even trying.

Anyway, onto my real rant. This is what my rules say:

3. Please leave a message with your suggestions (unless you're COPPA'D, then I understand and will try to figure out what you want me to do), as I'm not a mind reader.

Is the rule invisible? Do I need to turn it red too? If not, then why does it constantly get ignored? If you dont send a message with your suggestion, how am I supposed to know whether or not to add or not? I mean, maybe there are some hints that I could use to try to figure it out. But how long does it take to say "Hi! Is this okay?" or "Please add more to your side?" With regular trades its fine to not leave a message. But with suggestions... ._.'

Also, cupcake, I've considered leaving my favorites group unlocked and adding the rule "Dont offer on my favorites. I'll just cancel." But I am kinda glad I didnt, because otherwise Id be here a lot more often.