Trade Rant Thread [NEW RULE]

[~ t r o u b l e ~]

would you like to trade?

um no, I dont. I cant believe someone sent me this. Honestly, I dispise the cucumber/pickle. I dont like fruits, and dont want any. I would never ever ever trade more than an apple for one, let alone all this? even if its worth that much, I aint paying that. ever.
Um no. I aint trading a ur rat from my ur rat hoard. or one from my 09 ur dog hoard. or the rarest cat on the game. or a gift from a friend. haha, I really hope this was a joke.

People think the cucumber is very popular and I even saw someone pay a sunjewel dog for it.
._.

many people pay so much for it.. when its probably worth less than half what they are paying.
If I wanted one, I would wait until the demand died down and it went for a normal price.
never would I pay a sunjewel for a fruit

[Sansa Stark]

I seriously hate it when you offer something fair and people cancel saying "sorry I will only trade ____ for it." then why was it in your 'doubles, easy trades' group -_-"

[horchata]

Omg I just saw in someones trade rules:

1. My bunnez r not 4 trad
2. I wil repert u 2 tes or nik if u ofar on mah bunnez
3. DESE NBUNNEZ R MINE ND WIL *Removed by me* SLIT UR TROAT!


I got scared.
I'm going to cry now
I am not giving their username out to anyone so Don't ask. They joined a couple days ago so they probably don't know about the cursing and stuffs.

1. They should lock the group they put the bunnies in.
2. I dont think Tess will take their side on that one. In fact...
3. You know, I believe you can report them for #3. If my translation is correct: These bunnies are mine dont offer or I will cut your throat (I dont know what ND means. But I'm guessing the rule is something of this nature.) While they may be new, death threats are against the rules and they should know that.

11. It is never acceptable to have someone with death threats in their rules, group names, etc. If you find them PLEASE report to a mod immediately.

It is a rule on the first page that confirms my thoughts, so perhaps you should report them.

It's funny. I just read that rule XD But real death threats aren't funny. I think they meant - These bunnies are mine and wil f******** slit your throat. Which doesn't sound nice.

[.:HunterJumper:.]

Simone sent me a suggestion and wanted to give me the banana.I said "add whatever you like!" ......they canceled without a message.

[dddddonuts]

Simone sent me a suggestion and wanted to give me the banana.I said "add whatever you like!" ......they canceled without a message.

simone or "someone"?

[Ashki]

Ready to accept.

Their message?

Hullo

-__________-

[♥Zombie Unicorn]

What, I must have idiot written on my forehead right? Of course I must... ._.

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... xkP9dDaaLQ
^^^ Their trade message consisted of a huge, massive 5 billion line sentence of "?" ^^^

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... dYNB9ZH7hg
^^^ In what universe is this fair? ^^^ No message, ready to accept.

I am so intensely frustrated with people right now.

[Fork]

I should really stop looking at these trades while drinking milk. *Wipes spit milk off computer screen* Jeshus I have a headache.

And I'm not reporting them, I don't want to be held responsible for getting someone banned on their first week/month of playing. I know how it feels. (Though from a Foopets experence)
Now, OFF THE SUBJECT...OF IT.

[flyteck]

They send this, asking if it's fair.

I say yes, but the guinea pig (in memory of mine that died ) is special and ask if they want anything else instead. (It is for trade, but i even have the bunny)

They send thisback, saying

Too bad!! :]

???? I said no, and that message there is getting you a cancel person. >.< *runs off to lock group*

[LaughingBanana]

They send this, asking if it's fair.

I say yes, but the guinea pig (in memory of mine that died ) is special and ask if they want anything else instead. (It is for trade, but i even have the bunny)

They send thisback, saying

Too bad!! :]

???? I said no, and that message there is getting you a cancel person. >.< *runs off to lock group*

Wow, that was just rude.