A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[skittles77]

1)Jump on managers back and say "I WANT A PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!!!"

[~Razzle~]

lol!

Hug a fat guy, bite him, and when he starts yelling, RUN. FAST.


-TNZ

[Meebtamazard]

Go up in down the escalators (if there) poppositely, adn when ppl aks you what is you doing, you sez, doing ze elavata wukout slash dance.

Make yourself look little somehow (unnecessary if under 14) and go up to a lady and shout, Mom, I WANT a BARBIEEE! (works beastly if your a man)

If they have a demo Wii, find out someway to disconnect the controler, and go wrecking every TV in the building with it, then complain, I can't see what's showing on the TV in any of the screens! can you help me? (lol, not that they're bad, they're actually, not to start a flame war:
PlayStation 3>Wii>Xbox 360>V-Smile>V-Smile V-Motion

Get in a wheelchair sorta thing, dress up old guy, and follow an employee around asking the most pointless questions and saying the most pointless statements.

[Al the Dalek]

Get Perry the Platypus and Doofenshmirtz to hang out in Walmart attacking each other, and tell everyone this is a fund raiser for Target.

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Go into the bathrooms. Put a barbie doll's head in the toilet and tape a walkie talkie to the lid. When someone walks in that stall, take your walkie talkie and sing, "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!"

[wittebane]

Go into the bathrooms. Put a barbie doll's head in the toilet and tape a walkie talkie to the lid. When someone walks in that stall, take your walkie talkie and sing, "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!"

((XD I love that!))
Okay. First. Take a stuffed animal of a deer. Find someone who looks like a hunter. Lay it on the bathroom sink,but not before cutting in open and putting a tape recorder inside. The recorder should say.."WHY? Why did you do this to me? WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?"

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Take the cashier's mic and sing some random song you know, or say "Why the crud am I here?! I'd rather be on eBay!"

[PhantomHawk]

((XD I love that!))
Okay. First. Take a stuffed animal of a deer. Find someone who looks like a hunter. Lay it on the bathroom sink,but not before cutting in open and putting a tape recorder inside. The recorder should say.."WHY? Why did you do this to me? WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?"[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA! *laffs so hard she falls off the computer chair* I actually do hunt, and that would be HILARIOUS!!!!!! omg yes!!!!!!!!

[Al the Dalek]

Go around shrieking
"THE BIRDS! DEY BE GATHERING AROUND YOUR HOMES! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVEZ!"

[SarahMDillon33]

Dress up as you favorit Doctor Who charitor. Sing the baled of Doctor WHo. Destroy all electronics with Sonic screwdriver. Screem Torchwood is after you because they think you are an alian.