Favorite Quotes

[Kangarose]

"Of course it is happening inisde your head, Harry, but why should that mean it isn't real?" -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, by J.K Rowling
(That is my favourite quote. Ever. <3)

"We're all mad here," -The Cheshire Cat, Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll

I love both those quotes. <3

And...

“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
“I haven't the slightest idea.”

[dead.]

"spain isn't a pedo because he stopped ageing but Romano still aged then they were both near the same age. Plus he didn't know what he was doing when he pulled italy;s hair"
"that makes no sense and lots of sense"
"it's hetalia does it ever make sense"
"sometimes......"
"england sees fairies,america has tony and norway's curl freaking floats. DO YOU KNOW HOW AKWARD THAT MUST BE!"
"....OTL yeah"
~my firend and I talking about hetalia

HETALIA!!!!!!!! LMAO

"We all live in a yellow submarine." -idk by who.

-holds up wastecoat-"I p***** my pants, and there's nothing anyone can do about it " -Dancing with Wolves

[violacherry]

"Sometimes you do everything right and you still fail" -bones
"I wish you could see yourself the way I see you. You have no idea how extraordinary you are. If you would embrace that, there is no end to what you can do" Fringe

[CodeOtter]

me and cleverbot <3

me: *slaps*
cleverbot *ducks and misses*
me: IO! *slaps no miss*


XDDDD

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The quotes in my sig. xD

[CodeOtter]

Are you breathing?
Nope! don't need to.
Yes you do.
Nope.
Yes.

guess who is cleverbot XD

[Disgustedorite]

"Toto, I don't think we're in Tokyo anymore....." -Kagome (InuYasha English dub)

[metalmad]

Discworld quotes:

"Bad spelling can be lethal. For example, the greedy Seriph of Al-Ybi was cursed by a badly-educated deity and for some days everything he touched turned to Glod, which happened to be the name of a small dwarf from a mountain community hundreds of miles away who found himself magically dragged to the kingdom and relentlessly duplicated. Some two thousand Glods later the spell wore off. These days, the people of Al-Ybi are renowned for being remarkably short and bad-tempered."

"Time is like a drug. Too much of it kills you."

[Donnie Darko]

*Is trying to wake up dad*
Me: WAKE UP!
My dad: *snores*
Me: WAKEEEE UPPPPP
Dad: *snores*
Me: WAKE UP!!!!!!!
Dad: *snores*
Me: GAH [insert f bomb here] YOUUU!
Dad: Excuse me?
Me: AH FML

[Tawny224]

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said "at the end of this ruler is an idiot"

I got detention when I asked him which end he was referring to.

~WeHeartIt