First of all, I have permission from Tess/the staff to have published TIAJNAD! They messaged me saying that they "had no problem with it". Still don't believe me? Look:
See? I DIDN'T STEAL.
I am JF, and I am BACK! First off, here are the links to the other books: 1st Book, 2nd Book, 3rd Book, 4th Book.
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So, I know it's been awhile since I've ended the 4th book, and I have been thinking and thinking on what to write for the fifth book, and guess what? IT CAME TO ME! So, without further to do, the fifth book in the TIAJNAD series!
I was sleeping. And Jenette would have said that I was snoring, but know this: I do NOT snore! .... Okay, so maybe I do. But STILL! Everybody snores.... don't they?
WAKE UP!!!!!!!
AAGHAGAHAGHAGAHAGHAGAHGAHAGAHGAHAGAHAG!!!!!!!
I fell out of the bed and onto my face.
OW!
I held my face and sat back up, but ended up hitting my head against my nightstand.
OWW!
I held my hed with my other hand, and stood up and glared at Jenette.
You know that peaceful word that I love called SLEEP?!
Yes, I do. And that so called peaceful word of yours is making you late by the minute.
What?
Then I remembered.
Oh no!
I stopped holding my face and head and ran into the bathroom to get ready. I ran out of the bathroom and flung the door open.
Uh.... Amy?
What?
....... You have toilet paper stuck to your foot.
I looked down and took the toilet paper off my foot.
BYE!
I closed the door, leaving Jenette, and ran down the hallway. I was soooo late. Like, an hour late. I was supposed to meet Agent Cornelia's husband (the second head agent named Roger) and he would assign me to some mission. I ran to room B1 (where Agent Roger was) and burst through the door. Old dogs stared at me. They asked me what I wanted.
Uh..... uh..... hi?
They told me to get out. They where rude. I shut the door. Apparently I had gone in the wrong room! I ran down the hall and found another room labled B1 and ran into it, and found Agent Roger sitting at his desk, waiting me.
Sorry I'm late!
Yup. That's him. He doesn't look to scary, but he has a deep (and I mean DEEP) voice, and it is SCARY! (His words will be in dark, dark blue)
I was waiting for an hour and a half.
Sorry!
I sat down in the chair across from Agent Roger.
What assignment do you have for me?
I want you to go to the trainies room, and train two puppies there.
I stared.
Um.... I'm not that good looking after kids....
You're not going to look after them. You are going to train them.
..... I'm not good at that either, really.
Just do it.
I sighed.
Okay, I'm going. Will they come to me when I walk in?
Yes. Now go.
I stood and left for the trainies room. I don't really get along with puppies real well. I walked into the trainies room and two puppies trampled me.
(The first picture's words will be italisized, and the second picture's words will be underlined)
I'm Rudy!
I'm Dashy!
Hi.... I'm Amy.
TRAMPLE AMY!!!!!
They bounced up and down on me and tackled me. See when I say I don't get along with kids?
GET OFF!
They had bounced so hard on me I was surprised I could speak, let alone shout. Rudy and Dashy looked surprised, and then stopped. I was grateful for a second.... until they started crying.
No, no, no, no, no. It's alright! It's alright! Do you.... a..... do you.... um..... do you want some brownies?!
They stopped crying.
YES!!!
YES!!
Oh, great! Where was I going to find brownies?! Suddenly, it was as if a voice of heaven had spoken, and it spoke the words 'Who wants brownies?'. Thank you! I thought greatfully. I looked over and saw Pete holding a tray of brownies. Rudy and Dashy ran toward the brownies. I sighed a sigh of relief and stood up, which was a bad mistake. All the trainies that had heard the word 'brownie' started running toward Pete..... and ontop of me. They knocked me to the ground and ran on me. When they had all run toward the brownies, I got up, and inched close to a chair and sat down on it. It was going to be a long day.
