Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[dozy]

Actually, if I killed the laptop, I'd die as well. Must have laptop.

*hands Chia and gives herself Red Bull and Rainbowsmoothie*

[~Kaleidoscope~]

Me too. The only computers at my house are laptops, so.... XD

[Chia]

Chia makes teh best quotes imo. -siggy-

I know.8D

[Shiyomi]

Sooo.... would it be considered egotistical to post a quote from yourself just because it makes you laugh?

[The Dolorosa]

No,this is a thread for any quotes =3

Q. You should make the cats/horses growable!!!!!!!!

A. I haven't learnt how to draw kittens or foals yet so stfu and WAIT.

[Shiyomi]

=3

OR look at this: best seen with THIS background!

OMG! thats like...OMG!

Have a dog with a tail like a stump? Wish it was long and beautiful and... invisible?!
Well the makers of CS have answered your needs!!
We now bring to you Inivis-a-tail! Now available in colors red, white and gray with just a hint of invisibility for all your sightless needs. Get yours today while they last!!
This fake Infomercial brought to you by Shiyomi, courtesy of the CS staff and Whacked-Out-Lineart productions!

Join us next week as we introduce Cant C-Me, wonderful makers of the Invis-a-tail and the new and improved Is-that-a-sun-on-your-leg?! now renamed to Sunon Urleg after being purchased and distributed by the Chinese mafia! *cough cough*
I mean, the... uh... Chinese division of CS Incorporation....

For questions and comments, please PM Ima Looser who will then continue to laugh hysterically and stick crayons up her nose. If no reply is sent within 2 business weeks, then that probably means that no one cares. That, or Superman destroyed their building with his laser eyes for selling invisible objects made of Kryptonite.

Minor symptoms brought about by the purchase of any product made by Cant C-Me includes:
Dizzyness, headaches, loss of sight, fainting, and the occasional outbreak of OMG-I-Cant-See-It!!!! syndrome where you will be sent to a crazy house for insisting that something you cant see is in fact there. The CS Inc. and Whacked-Out-Lineart productions are in no way responsible if this does indeed happen. After all, this whole world is just a figment of your imagination, and those voices in your head do exist.

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((Please note that everything stated in this post is FAKE. I merely did it for my own selfish amusement and simply because it makes me laugh...))

[babyfroggi]

That quote is EPIC.

[Shiyomi]

I get bored quite easily. That is the result of one of my fits of boredom. Plus, once I saw that tail I had to do it o_o

[Achi]

I get bored quite easily. That is the result of one of my fits of boredom. Plus, once I saw that tail I had to do it o_o

I LOVE YOU FOR THAT QUOTE. <3333
Seriously, it's so epic. xD

[qittenpie]

It would seem so. *nods gravely*

That means I gained somehting out of nothing! Which means...

My tutor is SO lying when she said nothing can appear out of nothing.

Do you know how off-topic we are?

This was in the Trade Rant forums.
I am so unfunny...
(cries when she sees all the Capri quotes)
Do you know how much I fail at being funny?

The Explanation:
I foed my first person.
Rockpup was giving out cake.
It was banana cake.
My dreampet is a banana.
I used a random machine to turn the cake back into the banana.
And then the cake turned out to be a LIE!!!
But the *nonexistent* banana was still there!
Which.. led to this.

Pff, I wasn't the one giving out cake. (I think). Someone else was giving out cake, and I leapt in randomly...and made it a LIE banana cake.