Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[Aura]

So, I got a *nonexistent* banana...

Out of an nonexistent *nonexistent* cake?

It would seem so. *nods gravely*

That means I gained somehting out of nothing! Which means...

My tutor is SO lying when she said nothing can appear out of nothing.

Do you know how off-topic we are?

This was in the Trade Rant forums.
I am so unfunny...
(cries when she sees all the Capri quotes)
Do you know how much I fail at being funny?

The Explanation:
I foed my first person.
Rockpup was giving out cake.
It was banana cake.
My dreampet is a banana.
I used a random machine to turn the cake back into the banana.
And then the cake turned out to be a LIE!!!
But the *nonexistent* banana was still there!
Which.. led to this.

[Turquoise]

Aw, Aura, I think your quotes are really funny! (=

[Aura]

You do.

I am crying with failure.

[Wavesong]

The cake is a lie, but it gave you a real fake banana? Wow, the world's fondamental basements shall be reviewed immediately.

[Aura]

Yeah...
the cake was a lie.. *nonexistent nonexistent* it didn't even exist in nonexistency
and the banana was just nonexistent. It existed in nonexistency.

This is so complicated.

[legoless]

GET PERMISSION from ALL of the user quoted!

Do you seriously think most people with bother with that? If that becomes a rule for this thread I'm certain there won't be many quotes posted here afterwards. I can understand why you'd need permission from someone if the quote it making them sound dumb, but a lot of the time that's what makes the quote funny and if the person has any sense of humour they'd be a good sport about it and not start complaining or working themselves up over it.

[Turquoise]

GET PERMISSION from ALL of the user quoted!

Do you seriously think most people with bother with that? If that becomes a rule for this thread I'm certain there won't be many quotes posted here afterwards. I can understand why you'd need permission from someone if the quote it making them sound dumb, but a lot of the time that's what makes the quote funny and if the person has any sense of humour they'd be a good sport about it and not start complaining or working themselves up over it.

...

I mean if you think it's okay... I guess, but if it's something completely embarrassing, please think twice about that.


Common Sense!

[~Kaleidoscope~]

*shrug* I feel honored if one of my quotes appears in someone's siggy, or on this thread. Just be a good sport about it if you find your quote hear.
*scuttles off*

[Theophilus]

Well then if that becomes a rule, I'm fine with any quotes from me being posted - including the ones making me look like an idiot, those are the best.

[mirage.]

I'd love to be quoted. xD Howeer, I never say funny things. Just...random things 'bout brownies. x3