Arboreal Magic! 83 (A Tree RP)

[Saamany]

HAlo joined the dark side as well because of the cookies and some of the trees on the dark side were freaking hot. xD
Once she joined the wind blew into her making her bow down. :3

[Solarizing]

Treetree tree smiled. Now that so many trees had joined her official dark side, they would take control of the whole orchard!

[Pure Dragon]

The Evil Trees sensed their queen's delight, and all laughed evil. They knew she had great plans for them. Terrible! - yes, but great.

((Wonder if anybody noticed random Harry Potter reference? O.o))

[Solarizing]

Treetree looked to her tree minions. Had they finished organizing the tree wedding? And who would be Treetree's tree husband? Treetree decided she would marry herself. Somehow in her tree mind, that solution seemed much more logical.

[Pure Dragon]

The napkin folding Evil Sapling reported that he was finsihed, and the others busily worked, adorning themselves with little lanterns to be living decorations. Although, they were using oil lamps. Who's idea was that?!? I mean, serious fire hazard here!

[Solarizing]

Oh noes! The oil lamp caught Treetree's wedding gown on fire! Now she'd have to go in either her old football sweatshirt or yellow raincoat. It then occurred to Treetree that trees did not wear any form of attire. She was about to donate her wardrobe to the homeless but since Treetree was now Evil Treetree she decided shred her clothing. Shredding + Evil trees = lolz

[Pure Dragon]

xD

The Evil Trees laughed. Then, they offered to start another fire to burn their queen's shredded clothes.

[♪ Sparrow ♪]

Since Sparrow' Sparrow really had no way of knowing what was going on inside of the trees' strange tree-brains, she used shreds of the wedding dress to continue to build her nest in Tretree's branches.

[Solarizing]

Treetree tree gasped. Her wedding shreds had actually provided the orchard with a good deed! Disgusted with herself, she had a spaz attack.

[gefpoo7]

Bubble-Beak fluttered down from the trees and plucked sticks and twigs from Treetree and started a nest in it branches.

Apricot was sad. They were losing. But wait. Do trees have emotions?