Trade Rant Thread. {new rule please look}

[Dream of Eternity]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=12437260&userid=99746&signature=OkZ7ApdrOu0oUwwhMbwHWQ

trade some?

Oh dear.

[♥ ♥ ♥]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=12437260&userid=99746&signature=OkZ7ApdrOu0oUwwhMbwHWQ

trade some?

Oh dear.

Owww. That hurts.

[SnowStar]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=12437260&userid=99746&signature=OkZ7ApdrOu0oUwwhMbwHWQ

trade some?

Oh dear.

My eyes! Why do people do these things?! D:

Edit:
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... hm97F-BEtw
Really? Excuse me while I go lock my items group now...

[Hekomi]

ORLY now?

[♥ ♥ ♥]

ORLY now?

ha... hahaha.... haha.... haa..... it's a joke, isn't it? Must be a joke

[klaoud]

this...

I mean, the staff pup will at most, turn uncommon, and the chicken O's are one of the most common items on the site... urgh, I despair. I worry I sent a rather rude trade message in return, but who wouldn't when faced with a trade like that?

[SnowStar]

Well, this is a interesting pm to get.

]Hi Snowstar, I just wanted to tell you why your foed well you would not edit the trade with the white chitmas cat in it and in my messge I said PLEASE EDIT but you canceled the trade insted on editing the trade so that is why I foed ypu because YOU WERE SO RUDE YOU DID NOT EVEN READ MY MESSGE (P.S) I WORK FOR THE COMPANY AND I CAN LET THEM KNOW HOW RUDE YOU WERE AND I WILL TELL THEM TO NOT LET YOU PLAY ON CHICKEN SMOOTHIE ANYMORE THEN THEY WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETS AND THEN YOU CAN KNOW LONGER PLAY ON CHICKEN SMOOTHIE SO IF YOU GIVE ME A WORRIOR CAT THEN I WILL UNFOE YOU AND WE CAN BECOME FRIEND WHERE YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR WORRIOR CATS AND I WILL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT FROM ME OKAY SO DON'T MESS WITH ME ALTHER WISE I WILL GET YOU OFF CHICKEN SMOOTHIE

[Trick;]

Well, this is a interesting pm to get.

]Hi Snowstar, I just wanted to tell you why your foed well you would not edit the trade with the white chitmas cat in it and in my messge I said PLEASE EDIT but you canceled the trade insted on editing the trade so that is why I foed ypu because YOU WERE SO RUDE YOU DID NOT EVEN READ MY MESSGE :( (P.S) I WORK FOR THE COMPANY AND I CAN LET THEM KNOW HOW RUDE YOU WERE AND I WILL TELL THEM TO NOT LET YOU PLAY ON CHICKEN SMOOTHIE ANYMORE THEN THEY WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETS AND THEN YOU CAN KNOW LONGER PLAY ON CHICKEN SMOOTHIE SO IF YOU GIVE ME A WORRIOR CAT THEN I WILL UNFOE YOU AND WE CAN BECOME FRIEND WHERE YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR WORRIOR CATS AND I WILL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT FROM ME OKAY SO DON'T MESS WITH ME ALTHER WISE I WILL GET YOU OFF CHICKEN SMOOTHIE

Chickensmoothie is a company...? What?

[writingrules]

Well, this is a interesting pm to get.

]Hi Snowstar, I just wanted to tell you why your foed well you would not edit the trade with the white chitmas cat in it and in my messge I said PLEASE EDIT but you canceled the trade insted on editing the trade so that is why I foed ypu because YOU WERE SO RUDE YOU DID NOT EVEN READ MY MESSGE (P.S) I WORK FOR THE COMPANY AND I CAN LET THEM KNOW HOW RUDE YOU WERE AND I WILL TELL THEM TO NOT LET YOU PLAY ON CHICKEN SMOOTHIE ANYMORE THEN THEY WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETS AND THEN YOU CAN KNOW LONGER PLAY ON CHICKEN SMOOTHIE SO IF YOU GIVE ME A WORRIOR CAT THEN I WILL UNFOE YOU AND WE CAN BECOME FRIEND WHERE YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR WORRIOR CATS AND I WILL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT FROM ME OKAY SO DON'T MESS WITH ME ALTHER WISE I WILL GET YOU OFF CHICKEN SMOOTHIE

Weird, if the work for the company, i doubt they would make that many typos.

[psychodrama]

Well, this is a interesting pm to get.

]Hi Snowstar, I just wanted to tell you why your foed well you would not edit the trade with the white chitmas cat in it and in my messge I said PLEASE EDIT but you canceled the trade insted on editing the trade so that is why I foed ypu because YOU WERE SO RUDE YOU DID NOT EVEN READ MY MESSGE (P.S) I WORK FOR THE COMPANY AND I CAN LET THEM KNOW HOW RUDE YOU WERE AND I WILL TELL THEM TO NOT LET YOU PLAY ON CHICKEN SMOOTHIE ANYMORE THEN THEY WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETS AND THEN YOU CAN KNOW LONGER PLAY ON CHICKEN SMOOTHIE SO IF YOU GIVE ME A WORRIOR CAT THEN I WILL UNFOE YOU AND WE CAN BECOME FRIEND WHERE YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR WORRIOR CATS AND I WILL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT FROM ME OKAY SO DON'T MESS WITH ME ALTHER WISE I WILL GET YOU OFF CHICKEN SMOOTHIE

Chickensmoothie is a company...? What?

Ikr? Noob cake