Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Al the Dalek]

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[Maryritai]

I wonder if ABC is the one who wolfnapped him

[Al the Dalek]

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[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

Look, I'm back to normal. Well, sort of. I'm still in shock after I learned GOTHIE GOT WOLF NAPPED! Later on the news they showed the picture of Gothie's real mom. Her name's Snowie. I hate her. She better not hurt Gothie anymore than she already has.
The class was deathly silent today. We actually payed attention. That threw ABC off. She had planned the lesson short to allow for the time we goof off. We finished early, so we got free time. Fa la la la la. I just talked to Beauty.
'What are we going to do?!' Beauty said to me, her eyes huge.
'We're going to save Gothie. And then we are going to save the world.'
Beauty just stared at me blankly, and I said, 'Y'know...they always say that in movies.'
Beauty smiled slightly. 'There's nothing we can do.'
'We'll think of something,' I said. 'In the meantime...want to see a movie with me? I heard that new Ice's Firebringer was good.'
Beauty smiled slightly again and said, 'Okay.'
Detention-boring without Gothie with us.
Movie-Heartrending. I thought that it was a comedy, and it was. But it also was a movie where the main character's friend got kidnapped...Beauty and I were crying at the end. People kept staring at me funny.
I glared back at them with my scary eye with the scar over it and they stopped staring.
As we were walking out I said, 'I know what to do, Beauty.'
'What?' said Beauty, wiping away a tear.
'It's time to use my Pizza Hut skillz.'

Talk to you later, Noobcake. Gotta use those skillz.

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

OPERATION SAVE THE WHALES IS UNDER WAY

I told Beauty to wait outside my house while I talked to my brother. My brother worked at Pizza Hut on the weekends, so this should work. He was reading a book on his bed, and nearly fell off in terror when I knocked on it.
'What the smeg Xialburg?! USE THE DOOR!' he shrieked, and then opened his window for me. I quoted something for a book I just read. 'Doors are for people with no imagination.'
Purna rolled his eyes and asked, 'What do you want, Xi?'
'Skillz,' I said. Purna's eyes widened.
'You want me to-'
'Yes,' I said. 'Break me into the Pizza Hut server.'
'Why?' asked Purna suspiciously.
'To save my friend that got kidnapped.'
'The creepy one with shark teeth and button eyes? The one that flicked mashed potatoes at my head?'
'Yes.'
'Fine.'
So Purna took out his laptop from under his pillow (Ah-ha! That's where he hid it!) and logged into the Pizza Hut server. 'You're in luck,' he said. 'I delivered pizza to this house.'
'How stupid is that?' I sniggered. 'A kidnapper ordering pizza?' Purna shrugged, and folded up his laptop. 'I'll take you to the place. It's only a twenty minute walk.'
'Beauty got her driver's license a week ago. She can drive us. You can give us directions.' Purna shrugged, and followed me out the door. Unimaginative little squirt.
Beauty was waiting for us. We had discussed this part before, so she had brought over her shiny black car....oooooh I could see my reflection in it...so shiny...
Purna was staring at it to, so Beauty had to hit us both over the head. 'Stop being boys and get in the car!' she said.
And off we drove to the library to set our plans in place.

See ya Noobcake. Those plans are delicate.
SAVE THE WHALES!

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

Save the Whales, Stage 1

So we went to the library to plan. We sat at a table at the back, and Purna had stacked books in front of us like a wall. 'Okay,' I said in a whisper. 'First we need a codename. Like...Save the Whales.'
'Why Save the Whales?' sniggered Beauty.
'Because Save the Whales is about saving endangered whales. Well, our friend is endangered. Gothie must be saved!'
Purna blinked. 'But Gothie's not a whale.'
I rolled my eyes. 'It's a code name, so no one suspects what we are doing!' I explained.
Beauty shrugged. 'Okay.' Purna looked just blank.
'Okay, here's what we do. Purna, you go to the house in your uniform, your Pizza Hut one, and bring a box of that free pizza you get. Say you have the pizza Snowie ordered.'
'But how will we know that she ordered Pizza?' asked Purna.
'We don't. We're counting on her not ordering pizza,' said Beauty, cottoning on.
'While you are distracting her, I will open a window in the house. Beauty, you'll sneak in through the back door.'
'How will you guys do that?' asked Purna.
'Hellooooooo!' I said, wiggling my sharp claws, while Beauty showed hers. 'Lock picking skillz!'
'Oooooh.' said Purna, his eyes shining. 'Let's do this.'

Okay that's all for now Noobcake. And I just discovered what kind of car Beauty has. It's a Mazda. Oooooh so shiny!

[riley.∞]

Bookmarking

[Al the Dalek]

Alright. Cool. If you want to make other chats/talks/whatever, go to the chat thread, kay?

Dear Noobcake,

Save the Whales, Stage 2

Beauty drove us back to our house, where Purna put on his uniform. Then we drove to Pizza Hut, an Purna picked up a couple free pizzas. He said it was for a party.
Then we drove to...the house.
It was a one story house, with grime covered windows. It had someone living in it, unlike the houses around it, so you could still see that the door was useable, and firmly shut.
'Yeesh...you had to deliver a pizza here?' said Beauty, her eyes wide. 'This place is creepy.'
Purna nodded, straightening his hat, and grabbing the pizzas. Beauty parked the (oh so shiny) Mazda around the block, out of sight of the house, and we snuck out back, while Purna walked towards the front door. He was shivering slightly. We heard the doorbell ring, and the door creak open. Quickly, I flew up to a window, while Beauty rushed towards the back door.
I tried a window, ready to pick its lock, but to my surprise it opened. I flew in, and looked around.
The inside of the house was slightly better/nicer than the outside. I searched the room, and saw nothing. I was about to leave when I heard a muffled cry from closet. Gothie?
I rushed to the closet, and opened it. Sure enough, Gothie was in there. He was gagged, and his paws were tied behind his back. I hurriedly undid the gag, and at once Gothie spat on the floor, and I jumped aside to avoid it.
"Bleaaaaaaagh," said Gothie, wiping his tongue with his paws once I got them free.
"Nice to see you too, dude," I said.
Gothie looked a real mess. He had claw marks all over his face, and one of his button eyes were scratched, the area around it swollen. 'I was waiting for professionals,' he said after he was done getting the taste of the gag out of his mouth. I did my best to look offended.
'What? You think Beauty and I aren't professionals?' Gothie remained silent, getting out of the closet.
Beauty slunk into the room at that moment, looked around, and saw us. 'Gothie! what happened?' she whispered.
Gothie shrugged. 'My mom was a little mad that I 'ran away' so she beat me to 'beat the sense into me.'
Beauty put her paws over her mouth. 'That's horrible!'
Gothie shrugged again. 'While I lived with her, I got used to it.'
'Look,' I said firmly. 'We don't have a lot of time. We've got to get out of here.'
Gothie smiled slightly. 'Well yes, wasn't that the general plan?'

Gotta go noobcake. This adventure/thing is too long to put in one entry.

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

Save the Whales Stage 3

Ohmyfreakin'goodness I thought we were gonna die.
Well, right after we started to leave the room, we heard a wolf snarling and coming up the stairs.
Gothie hurriedly with a grimace stuffed the gag back in his mouth, grabbed the rope and put his paws behind his back, and we shut the closet door. Beauty hid behind the door, and I flew up to the ceiling fan and tried to stay on. Thankfully it wasn't on.
A wolf came into the room. Snowie. Gothie's evil kidnapping mom. She's messed up. She looked around, saying, 'Now, Gothie, why on earth would you hire a Pizza Hut employee to find you? Wouldn't they send the police?' Her eyes narrowed, and she opened the closet, and said, 'Good. For a moment, I thought you had gone. I thought I taught you to stay where Momma can see you.'
She gave Gothie a slap, and Gothie winced, and his ears flattened. 'Be a good boy and stay in here,' Snowie said. She walked back to the door, and looked around suspiciously.
I remembered hanging there, praying, Don'tlookupdon'tlookupdon'tlookupdon'tlookup..."
Snowie shrugged. 'It is getting awfully stuffy in here. I'll turn the fan on. Momma doesn't want to kill her baby.'
CRAPSMEGOHCRAPI'MGONNADIE was the only thought I remembered as Snowie turned on the fan. She closed the door, and the fan started going a gazillion miles an hour.
When I was sure it was safe, I catapulted off of the fan and nearly slammed into the wall. Beauty muffled her laughter as she looked up at me.
'Shut up,' I muttered, and glided down. Gothie got himself out of the closet, smiling his shark tooth smile.
'Awesome hiding place, Wingman,' he said.
'Shut up,' I growled again. 'We still need to get out of here.'
We all crept to the door, and I opened it, hoping and praying it wouldn't creak. It didn't, and we all breathed a sigh of relief. We tiptoed downstairs (I flew to make less noise,) and looked around. Snowie was nowhere to be seen. We went to the backdoor and opened it.
It creaked.
We're dead.
Agh.
Snowie came thundering towards us as we ran out the door.
She had a gun.
One of those epic ones
That I wanted for my birthday.
That are super accurate.
Crap.
We ran.
'If momma can't have you, nobody can!' she roared, aiming the gun at Gothie.
She aimed the gun at Gothie.
Gothie couldn't dodge.
Crap.
Do I have to do it?
yes.
I did one of those epic movie pushes and Gothie fell to the ground as the gun fired.
Pain.
Red.
What the smeg...?
Red on the ground...?
Oh crap.
I'm bleeding.
Am I dead?
Someone's screaming.
Light.
Red.
Dark.

Bye Noobcake.

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

It hurts to write. It hurts to move. It hurts to breathe. Somehow I'm able to do it. I remember...flashes from before.
Snowie shot me. Why am I so freakin' noble. It freakin' hurts. Gothie's okay. They're checking him over to see if the cuts are infected.
Beauty's okay. Thank goodness. I don't know...what I would do. If she was hurt.
Purna got scratched by Snowie during the distraction mode. Over the eye. Looks like whatever they do there'll be a scar. Ha, Noobcake, we're matching.
I'm not okay. Apparently the bullet hit me in a rib and went right through me. It narrowly missed my heart.
They say I should've died.
Who smegging cares I'm alive not freakin' dead.
Apparently Beauty's been next to me this whole time. It's been 2 days. Woah. I was majorly sleeping. Ow...hurts to laugh. Beauty showed me something on the local news. 'Local wolf saves his friend from kidnapping, currently critical in the hospital, shot by the kidnapper. 16 year old Xialburg...'
I smiled. 'Well I'm not critical now, look...' I sat up too fast and got all dizzy, and Beauty gently pushed me back down. 'Don't push yourself,' she sad. She kissed me.
Ow.
Kissing hurts, dang it.
Sleepy.

Bye Noobcake.