Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[Kradiocan]

Screen: -has little dot scurrying all over it-
Me: -clicks on it-
Dot: -keeps scurrying-
Me: Huh. That looks like a bug.
Dot: -flies off screen and into my face-
Me: BLAUGHNAHYAHARGITSABUGTHATEXPLAINSALOTKANSDLKJASD! -takes cover-

Oh, Things that Annoy You Thread...^.^

[Yunyi]

Someone saying that they had an '09 VR bat... o_O lol there are no bats from '09 and none are VR as far as I'm aware..

[♫Songbird♫]

Lols I remember that person. It is Generation not gender. What would 2nd gender refer to, That all pets on CS are one gender but the ones that are it... That is just silly. And what would 3rd gender be...?????

[xo.coyote]

Lols I remember that person. It is Generation not gender. What would 2nd gender refer to, That all pets on CS are one gender but the ones that are it... That is just silly. And what would 3rd gender be...?????

It might be a mix between female and male, no idea how x3 Girl like facial features, but a male's build? Haha, I'm not sure. I can't help but laugh at that one.

[bonk]

The only acceptable answer is counter-trolling. Write this verse:
Here I sit,
broken hearted.
I came to crap,
but only farted.

From the Things that Annoy You thread. There was more to that post but I only included the part that made me spit out my Mountain Dew. xD

[riddlestyx]

OH GOD

WHERE HAS EVERYONE GONE



NO POSTS

NO PEOPLE ONLINE

NO COMMENTS

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE



WAIT

WAAAAAAAAIT, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

I KNOW WHY NOBODY IS ON!



SKYRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!

Guilty as charged. xD I burst out laughing at this.

[Fat Unicorn]

I APPROVE. :DD

I heard you like horses....
8'D

............


I just got owned. xD

[Vash the Stampede]

So my roommate told me to look at her Facebook status.

MY FRIENDS ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST OKAY.
/still laughing

i saw this on the website Smosh. did you email it to them or something?[/quote]

It's not really the OP's...

[riddlestyx]

Me: Ninjas.
It: Ninjas don't exist.
Me: Yes they do. They're just so good at hiding, you don't know they're there.
It: I know, I just don't know why they do it.
Me: Because they're afraid of mice.

My friend PMed me her conversation with Cleverbot. I'm still laughing, even though she sent me this like 2 years ago. xDDDD

[~Evenstar~]

My weenus is itchy ._.
How does this work exactly?!
Dx

lolol (From the Things that Annoy you Thread :3)