Trade Rant Thread. /New/

[amarok.]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... mweLAco0SA

How does cat zoom? How can cat finance the linear address? Cat peers. Cat thinks!

I am So Confused.
I Have NEVER Seen them Before, and they just come up and ask for a free pet - When I don't own an Adoiption center.

If you have somethingl ike this - PM Me ?

[Sykhe]

I know this has been said more than a thousand times but I am getting more than sick of people not reading my rules.
My trade rules are not that long, it isn't that hard to read them!

My latest annoyance is the complete and utter defiance of my "ATTENTION" rule, where I put rules that pertain to whatever month it is, if necessary. This month I have, in bold letters "I am not trading staff dogs for anything but other staff dogs that I need until I have obtained all of the outcomes."
I put it at the very bottom so that I know for a fact people can see the BOLD TEXT while they're looking at the trading page and yet in the past 24 hours I've gotten SEVEN trades, all wanting the staff pups, but not offering up what I need.

Not to mention the other truckload of unfair trade offers I've gotten since I became active on the forums again. Ugh!

[♥ ♥ ♥]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=12344994&userid=199815&signature=7Q4B51zkmsimNrf51cizRg
their message was "Love u"
wat O.o

Uuuh, oh God, I love you so much, you're the reason why I'm alive, please marry me!
And, btw, give me all of your pets, honey /endfail

[ariadne]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=12344990&userid=205505&signature=oDdu6_fVS0JHmweLAco0SA

How does cat zoom? How can cat finance the linear address? Cat peers. Cat thinks!

I am So Confused.
I Have NEVER Seen them Before, and they just come up and ask for a free pet - When I don't own an Adoiption center.

If you have somethingl ike this - PM Me ?

I think it's the same person. That just happened to me
too and there have been others posting here. I wonder what they're
thinking

[erythristicbones]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=12344990&userid=205505&signature=oDdu6_fVS0JHmweLAco0SA

How does cat zoom? How can cat finance the linear address? Cat peers. Cat thinks!

I am So Confused.
I Have NEVER Seen them Before, and they just come up and ask for a free pet - When I don't own an Adoiption center.

If you have somethingl ike this - PM Me ?

I think it's the same person. That just happened to me
too and there have been others posting here. I wonder what they're
thinking

Creepy O.o I havent gotten one yet(But now that i've said this i bet i will XD)

[wit]

e.e

[lkjhgfdsamnbvcxz]

Lunacy Fringe, here, let me explain.
There once was a Smoothie who really hated Chicken and wanted to send it to the moon. So yes, Smoothie degerates against Chicken. Even though S really disliked C, he did have a heart and sent his enemy a goodbye gift (a "bye" sock) before banishing him.
After a few years, Smoothie realized he missed Chicken, but Chicken refused to leave the moon. So S, depressed, became a writer and wrote a very sad novel about him and his ex-enemy to express his sorrow and thoughts.
Meanwhile, one of Chicken's many friends, the applicant, was chewing on a candy cane, but he couldn't chew it with Smoothie because he was on the moon with C.
But Smoothie didn't know that an infamous fighter skilled in witchcraft stalks his every move and hides between his recorder daily...
The End
Does this make sense now? ^^

Also, the person who sends trades with these creepy messages: please, send me one as well! They amuse me greatly and I love absurd and I need a good laugh and I'm bored. D:

Sorry for all the offtopic, I just had to. ;_;

Rant: your trade rules is NOT a place to put a bunch of sparkly glittery images in >_<

[JadeiteWren]

A Coppa'd member sent this trade

I edited to this.
I explained that the last trade was unfair and that this was fairer. They canceled. ;_; I need that bunny for my collection too.

EDIT: I think they just got un-Coppa'd though

[MadMadamMim]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=12344990&userid=205505&signature=oDdu6_fVS0JHmweLAco0SA

How does cat zoom? How can cat finance the linear address? Cat peers. Cat thinks!

I am So Confused.
I Have NEVER Seen them Before, and they just come up and ask for a free pet - When I don't own an Adoiption center.

If you have somethingl ike this - PM Me ?

I think it's the same person. That just happened to me
too and there have been others posting here. I wonder what they're
thinking

Probably a bad attempt at trolling. I know there's a few people who troll this thread, deliberately sending bad trades to the people who rant here.. But normally they just try to annoy them by begging and whining. This weird, senseless gibberish is a new one XD

[wit]

fail.