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Re: Dear Stupid Diary, by Xialburg

Postby The Dolorosa » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:31 am

Ilu <3 *stalks*
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Re: Dear Stupid Diary, by Xialburg

Postby dimond1818 » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:32 am

Alhanalem wrote:O_O I has a stalker.

You has 2 :twisted:
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Re: Dear Stupid Diary, by Xialburg

Postby wickedwolfgirl » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:32 am

marking. THIS IS TO FUNNY!!!
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Who is the lamb and who is the knife?
M I D A S is king and he hold me so tight
He turned me to
gold in the sunlight

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Re: Dear Stupid Diary, by Xialburg

Postby The Dolorosa » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:33 am

Yay,you are getting famous =D
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Re: Dear Stupid Diary, by Xialburg

Postby dimond1818 » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:33 am

Totally famous!!
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Re: Dear Stupid Diary, by Xialburg

Postby The Dolorosa » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:35 am

*noms on on chuuu* I have Capri-itis x3
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Re: Dear Stupid Diary, by Xialburg

Postby Al the Dalek » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:37 am

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Re: Dear Stupid Diary, by Xialburg

Postby Al the Dalek » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:00 am

Dear Noobcake,

Subject: Gothie
Time leaves Detention: 4:40 pm
Reaches home: unknown
Sighted: 4:45 pm
Time subject should reach home: 4:45
Time observer reaches home: 4:55
Notes: Subject suspects nothing

Okay starting today I'm going to follow Gothie and see how he gets home so fast.
Maybe he has a secret tunnel
Or a helicopter
Or a horse
Where would he keep a horse?
Note to self-find out if he has a horse.
Beauty says she'll help me "stalk" Gothie. I gave her a thank you hug.
After detention we told Gothie we were going to see if Mr. ABC is a man. Gothie blinked, and exited the school building.
Beauty and I smiled at each other, and we followed him at a distance. We watched out of the window.
Okay that was lame. All he does is get a ride from his mom.
That's lame.
Why don't I get a ride?
Am I not awesome enough?
I do have wings...
But then I'd be leaving out Beauty.
Okay I'll fill out the finished observation.

Subject: Gothie
Time leaves Detention: 4:40 pm
Reaches home: 4:42
Sighted: 4:45 pm
Time subject should reach home: 4:45
Time observer reaches home: 4:55
Notes: This was a stupid idea.

Afterwards Beauty and I looked at each other and then started laughing. Then ABC came along and told us off for loitering.
'We're not loitering,' said Beauty. 'We're stalking someone.' ABC yelled at us some and kicked us out. Literally. My butt still hurts.
We walked home and when I got back Beauty gave me another kiss.

G'night Noobcake.
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Re: Dear Stupid Diary, by Xialburg

Postby The Dolorosa » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:03 am

Awesome XDD
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Re: Dear Stupid Diary, by Xialburg

Postby Al the Dalek » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:10 am

Dear Noobcake,

OH NOEZ!
Noobcake noobcake what am I going to do?!
GOTHIE HAS BEEN WOLF NAPPED.
His mom came to school, and it looked different than the wolf that was giving him a ride home. She came to the class and said, 'I'm Gothie's mom. You know my Gothie, right?'
Beauty and I stared at each other. So if that was his mom...
Gothie's real mom continued, 'Technically I'm not his real mom I'm his step mom. His real mother was abusive, so we took him out of there. But his real mother has found out where he goes to school, and wolf napped him. So if you have any information, please contact me.'
Then she left and ABC went back to the lesson as if nothing had happened.
'Don't you care?!' I yelled. 'A student of yours has just gotten wolf-napped and you don't even care!!!'
'Pay attention ABC!' Beauty howled, and that started up a chant from the class.
Beauty and I have more detentions, just for saying care about our friend that got wolf napped.
I can't believe this. I never expected this to happen to me. When you here about it on the news, you say, 'At least that's not happening to me.' And now it is.
When I got home Rainbowy was watching the news. It was a report about Gothie getting wolf napped. "Aren't you friends with this kid, Xialburg?' she asked.
I nodded and ran upstairs.
I can't believe this.
I feel like I'm going to die.
I hope Gothie's okay.

Bye, Diary. I dont' have the heart to call you noobcake.
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