Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Al the Dalek]

Hooray! It's Diary of Xialburg, in all of his glory! I will post banners made by fans, reviews, and more! Red means important/new news!

TWO BANNERS FOR NOOBCAKE. REJOICE.

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LOYAL FANS! Want to know some information about Xialburg and the crew you never knew before? Shoot me a pm, and you can enjoy an interview with some of the cast! This can happen since I know their personalities xD. Learn their favorite shows, how old they are, hobbies, and more!
List of those you can have an interview with:
Xialburg
Gothie
Purna
Junior
Love
Emrr
00121
Xanri
Metallic


If I see anyone have one snippet of Beauty's song, and saying they did it, I'll sic Gothie on you.

Okay, I know how you all like to put comments. I'm okay with that, but keep it to a minimum, and keep it to comments about the diary.
I will not tolerate hatred or swearing on here, or I will ask a mod to lock it. I don't think you guys want that.
Oh smeg I sound like I'm desperate for attention. I'm not!
See ya, fans!


All reviews are appreciated and I love seeing them on the main page. xD

Username:
Level of Lol (1 to 10):
Compliments:
Criticism:
Other:

Reviews:

Awesome, this is hilarious. XDDDD

X3 lawl.. that is hysterical..

Username: dimond1818
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 10. . . MILLION! XD
Compliments: The main character is hillarious!! And so is everything else!!! NOOBCAKE!!! XD
Criticism: I think his brother should be more involved
Other: FANTASTIC!!!!!!

Username:FlamingSnowpawz
Level of Lol (1 to 10):1.000.000.
Compliments:You are the most awesome person.EVER
Criticism:None,really
Other:*stalks you * Now I have become your personal stalker.Happy? x3

O_O I has a stalker.

come on, write some more!

It gets better every time!!

Oh my gosh that is hilarious!I already bookmarked!I'm gonna write one!You inspired me!

BetaWolf said:
Username: -BetaWolf-
Level of Lol (1 to 10): Is 10 the highest we can rate? D;
Compliments: The Diary's been wonderful soo far. Amazingly original!
Criticism: None. Keep the awesome diary -- er assignment enries coming. ;D
Other:

Username:katturai
Level of Lol (1 to 10):1000000000!
Compliments:that is the most funniest thing i've ever seen!
Criticism:none ^^
Other:nothing ^^

Hah!
Username: Call me TNZ
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 *Big breath* 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99
Compliments:EVRYTHINGYMABOBER!
Criticism: umz................................................
Other: Now you have THREE stalkers!
-TNZ

Username: 2142007
Level of Lol (1 to 10):
Compliments: I LOVE the diary (I mean Noobcake). I've been writing one for one of my pets for a while and you've inspired me to possibly put it on CS.
Criticism:
Other: I'm your new stalker. >:3

Babykitten said:
Level of Lol (1 to 10):10
Compliments:its and interesting story,aqnd has you wondering "well heck,what will happen next??
i also love the fact hes clueless about the workings of beauty XD
Criticism:hummm,not really...
Other:

Username: Z.
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 9893837487326093287491654981384960984793740982374092649871697835126308176548976319476523978469873243652839765974987209462396487263597289354624786582746598247650260198765487265094650879465876425876280756942786589465984276584765984746598746593. x3
Compliments: I love how Xialburg calls the diary 'noobcake.' I like your style of writing and can't wait for more! ^^
Criticism: Nothing.
Other: I think I'm going to stalk you. Now you have two stalkers. ^__^

Username: Blazefur
Level of Lol (1 to 10):
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... *edited out some 9's*
Compliments: I luf it. Also, as an added bonus, the dog that Xialburg is is one of the first pets that I adopted in CS, and one of my faves.
Criticism:
Hmm... I think maybe you should include the 'other' Gothie, as it would be amusing to see what he would do next.
Other: Nope.

Username: Misttt
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 10
Compliments: Everything, I don't know!
Criticism: I think you made the real gothie too un-gothy-like, because he was supposed to be like the fake gothie anyways and then he gets home from his vacation thing and he's all preppy-like.
Other:

Username:Spinney
Level of Lol (1 to 10):1 billion
Compliments:Soooooo funny and exciting!
Criticism:um... idk
Other:Totally stalker worthy!

Username: ravenstella
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 10! xD I LOVE LUFF LOVE IT! xP
Compliments: Everything is so... Hysterical!!!
Criticism: None. At all. You're so lucky... I normally do...
Other:

Username: 03-K64-Firefly
Level of Lol (1 to 10): Pi
Compliments: I love it, Jr. is so cute
Criticism: None, it would ruin the awesomeness
Other

Username: Honey Dew (You probably don't remember me, I used to be Dancer101, and I joined your Dalek club)
Level of Lol (1 to 10): Hurm... 10 billiontrillionzillion?
Compliments: This is brilliant!!! I love the way you do the diary... Makes it seem so -real-.
Criticism: What on earth do you expect me to put here? Put a Dalek in the diary?
Other: As soon as I read the 'purple dog' in the last entry, I was like, "I bet thats the new halloween dog!" XD

Username: Huskyflower
Level of Lol (1 to 10): An impossibly high number that goes beyond infinity ^^
Compliments: It's.. so... ADDICTING!!! xD
Criticism: Um, none ^^
Other: You should make a noobcake stamp ^^

Username: Tech
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 0. But don't take this the wrong way. It was extremely funny (GAZILLION INSIDE-LAUGHS), but i couldn't actually laugh out loud because i had a really saw throat.
Compliments: Everything is perfect.....
Criticism: NoTHiNG
Other: I might make a story/diary thingy.....

Username: Zigzag.Zirk
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 10 (really big numbers are obnoxious XD)
Compliments: Dude. Pwnage.
Criticism: I have a sore throat and your making me laugh D<
Other: Dude. I wanna make a diary for a pet of mine. But MAN. COMPETITION. D:
And I read all of it. In like, an hour or more XDDD It's MADE OF WIN. :3

Username: KittyKat7658
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 10 (I laughed so hard when I found this [AKA I'm a long time fan :3])
Compliments: This is so interesting
Criticism: HOW COULD ANYONE GIVE CRITICISM!? lol
Other: I want to make one of my own characters and try this though it'll be hard to live up to the bar set by noobcake. And you should make a book! I would buy it the first day it came out. CB

Username:wickedwolfgirl
Level of Lol (1 to 10):10!
Compliments:I love how you manage to sneak the humor wrapped in fairly ordinary situations. That made little sense. Anyway, I also like how instead of shorter, they grow longer!
Criticism: the grammar junkie in me is running rampage. But, I will ignore it.
Other:I like bananas. Bananas are good. ^^

Username: paardengek12
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 10.9999999999
Compliments: just.plain.EPICNESS EPICLY EPIC...and stuff....yea.... hi?
Criticism: um.... more shiny stuff? LOL
Other: SHINY!!!!

Username: dotsiebunny
Level of Lol (1 to 10): an epic number not known to man. infinity to the fish power or bacon. those are now official numbers regardless of what einstien says... he has a funny name that i can't spell.
Compliments: TIZ AWESOMENESS! it deserves a gold star.
Criticism: needs more bacon.and OOOOH oh oh oh i got it! nope lost it. i guess that's it.
Other: read the back of the mountain dew chapstic before you lick it..... heed the warning label, it is not as yummy as it smells. Gaspo! i shall commence stalking now.....but in the picture it lies, it already and shall forever be awesome, just dinos with jets make it better.

Username: Frightful
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 10
Compliments: I love that you end each entry in suspense and it never gets boring!
Criticism: Seriously? o:
Other: I'm just another stalker

Username:sophietlol
Level of Lol (1 to 10): infinty
Compliments: it's funny, it's real
Criticism: Beauty should be his girlfriend
Other: I luvs it!

Username:TheChallenger
Level of Lol (1 to 10):10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Compliments:Everything About it Is..Just...TOTAL EPIC AWESOMNESS!!
Criticism:Nothing, Its P E R F E C T
Other:You Rock!

Username: Krona
Level of Lol (1 to 10): OVER 9000!!!!!!
Compliments: Lol
Criticism: Nup
Other: *drool*

Username: Shinrin Kitsune
Level of Lol (1 to 10): 10
Compliments: Love it! It is really well written and really funny.
Criticism: I don't think that I have any :3
Other: I LOVE THIS!!!

Username:Blu<3
Level of Lol (1 to 10):10... 10,000
Compliments:This is so epic
Criticism: none
Other:This is awsomesauceness

Username: ѕмυɢleαғ
Level of Lol (1 to 10):

Compliments: Everything is so amazing.
Criticism: Nothing.
Other: so i herd u liek mudkipz...

[Al the Dalek]

The first entry has been moved to the slot below in order to make room for the wonderous...ADVERTISING SLOTS. YES I AM GOING THERE. Have a pet diary? PM me the link to your pet diary in question, and I'll put the link up here to advertise and whatnot~

Love~Me~Forever's Dear Journal, asaki's Dear Failsauce, 18-18's Dear Journal..., Tech's Dear Yellowtruck, *~Wolfy~*'s Dear Journal..., kimmy1479's JDT, Vampire Lover <3's Dear Journal..., Nekomata55's Misfit Monster's Guide to Life by Tokimune

[The Dolorosa]

This,is awesomesauce XD I'm totally gonna make one.

[Aurore]

Awesome, this is hilarious. XDDDD

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Stupid Diary,

Why am I even writing this? This stupid diary. Oh yeah. I have to do it for an assignment for my evil teacher, ABC. I swear, she always picks on me. I always get in trouble for nothing at all. Anyway, I guess I should introduce myself. Oh my gosh I'm talking to it like it's real...anyway, I'm just some male wolf named Xialburg. And it's pronounced Shall-burgh, you ignorant noob. Oh my gosh I'm calling it names now...Anyway.
I think I'll introduce my family.
I'm adopted, and so is my brother Purna. And yes, he is my blood brother. We have the same real mom and dad...or we used to. My new "mom" is Rainbowy. Yes, you noobcake. Her name is Rainbowy. At least it's not as stupid as my "dad"'s name. His name is Green Lucky Shamrock. It's pathetic. My brother always hangs out with this kid named Bubbles. Urgh...I'm surrounded by stupid names. I mean, who would name their kid "ABC" or "Green Lucky Shamrock?" It's pathetic. Wait...I just said the same thing didn't I? ABC always yells at me when I repeat phrases in my writing. Boo-hoo you idiot. Of course, I said that out loud in class and I'm writing this in after school detention. The two other kids are Beauty and Gothie. I've got to admit...Beauty lives up to her name. Geez...ABC says she's going to grade this for how many pages we have. I sure hope she's not actually going to read this. I'm dead if she does.
Oh my gosh I'm cracking up. Gothie just shot a spit ball at the back at ABC's head. Beauty and I are both laughing hysterically, but Gothie's back to his silent doom and gloom self. He's always like that. He's the clown of the class, but he mostly makes dry comments or does something to the teacher, and then never laughs at it. He just goes on like it never happens. How'd he ever earn the title of clown, that's the school's official mystery. I'm surprised ABC caught him.
Aw smeg. ABC is totally ticked, and she's blaming me! She's sentencing me to a whole 'nother week of detention!
No...wait. Beauty just spoke up. "Please Mr. ABC..."
Oh my gosh she just called ABC a guy. ABC looks beyond ticked now. Beauty just is smiling with her teeth exposed. Oooh she has very shiny teeth....ack focus...focus. Oh no she just got sentenced to another week too. Gothie is just staring at us expressionlessly. Those button eyes seriously creep me out. He's not even taking the blame!!! He has some nerve! Grrrrrr.
Yes. The detention end bell just rang. I'll write after I get home.
See you noobcake.
Hey I have a new name for you, stupid diary thing. It's noobcake!

Thanks. I had fun developing Xialburg's character. NEXT ENTRY!

Dear Noobcake,

Fa la la la la, don't you like your new name? Okay, I'm writing this at home right now. Presently I'm locked in the bathroom, due to the fact Purna and his girlfriend Pastel are walking everywhere, kissing. She never did that with me. Oh, I guess I should explain, as you are a noob in my life. Pastel used to be my girlfriend. Can you believe that?! She dumped me for my brother!!! It makes me sad. What did he have that I don't?! I mean, come on! I have wings, for Pete's sake!
So far, I've only had two girlfriends. The first was this pretty wolf named [Love. Oh my word she was gorgeous. But all we did was kiss, and rarely talked. Plus, she was too clingy and possessive. If I looked at another girl wolf so much as for a second she would give me a lecture about cheating. So I broke up with her. My second girlfriend was Pastel, and we had some great conversations, and she was really nice. But then....grrrrrrrr. I hate remembering it.
So, enough about my girlfriends. Beauty and I live a block away from each other, so we walked home together for most of the way. It's so pretty, the way she swishes her three tails as she walks...how she laughs, with a sort of tinkling laugh...omigosh she's so gorgeous.
I wonder if she'd go out with me?
I wonder if she has a boyfriend already...
I bet I could beat him up easy.
On the way home, Beauty and I were laughing at how she had called ABC a man. Check this out-she seriously did it by accident!
'I swear, for a moment I thought she was a man,' she had said. 'She has man paws!'
So we started cracking up harder than ever.
I wonder if Gothie is stalking her.
He keeps showing up wherever she is.
He appeared almost out of nowhere in front of his. Well...he did come out of his house.
How'd he get home so fast?
Then he said, 'If you guys keep going to after school detention, she'll bring you home to her secret lair and eat your soul. That's what happened to my cousin.'
We stared at him for a moment, and Beauty said, 'Eat my soul?!' Then Beauty and I started howling with laughter.
'Do you even have a cousin, Gothie?' I asked, choking my laughter away.
'Yes,' he said, his button eyes boring into mine. 'You would know her. Her name's Love.'
I had just taken a drink from my water bottle after laughing so much, and I spat it out forcefully.
'What the smeg?! My ex?! Has no soul?!' Everyone had known my past girlfriends, because they were in the popular crowd and spread news everywhere, so I felt no shame.
'Ever wondered why she never has any useful conversations?' said Gothie. Then he walked back into his house.
Beauty and I stared at each other for a moment longer, and then started laughing again. We laughed all the way back to our houses.
Well, gotta run. Greenbutt (my "dad") needs to go to the bathroom. He's yelling at me.

Bye, Noobcake.

[Warburton]

Great, bookmarking. XD

[The Dolorosa]

Noobcake XDDDDDD

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

Can you freakin' believe this?! Purna and Pastel broke into my room while I was filching some snacks from downstairs, and READ MY ...erm...journal....diary....noobcake....thing. Pastel came up to me afterwards and said she didn't know I loved her so much and asked if I'd go out with her again.
'No,' I said. This was when I didn't know she had read....you....but I was starting to get suspicious. Then...
'I read your diary, and I saw how much you loved me in there, and I think you shouldn't call your diary noobcake-'
That's when I cut her off. Great. I do a ...diary thing....for an assignment, and a not a day later someone is reading it. 'No. You broke up with me, and I don't go out with sneaks.' I said.
She started crying and ran out of the house. Purna glared after me. Obviously he hadn't heard the part where Pastel wanted to go out with me again, and ran after her to comfort her.
I feel no regret. Greenbutt told me I have to go without dinner tonight because I made a girl cry.
Why does everyone hate me?!
Whatever. I unlocked my window and flew out, and grabbed something from Burger King. Yeah right without dinner. My dinner's way better than spaghetti with tofu meatballs. Rainbowy's on a diet. 'bout time. She was getting really fat. Don't get on my case that I called my pretend mom fat. I feel no regrets.
I called Beauty up and we talked for a bit. I wonder if that means she likes me?

Short entry. I'm going to bed noobcake.

[The Dolorosa]

Not everyone hates him.MoHawk thinks he's cool too =D but that thing,noobcake,is still hilarious XDDD

[KinqBoo]

X3 lawl.. that is hystarical..